godpatton
@godpatton.bsky.social
proud father of a budding leftist. i'm gonna radicalize her boyfriend.
we almost had a trifecta
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
we almost had a trifecta
kicking ass and eating jelly beans. i never ran out of jelly beans.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
kicking ass and eating jelly beans. i never ran out of jelly beans.
i'm as much a luddite as the next guy, but can we really risk the possibility of another angel hernandez?
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i'm as much a luddite as the next guy, but can we really risk the possibility of another angel hernandez?
i'll see if I can shame my daughter into overthrowing the government
September 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i'll see if I can shame my daughter into overthrowing the government
first, big balls stopped a carjacking. now, rudy is saving domestic violence victims. i wonder who's gonna be the one who gets hurt saving a toddler from a house fire
August 31, 2025 at 9:09 PM
first, big balls stopped a carjacking. now, rudy is saving domestic violence victims. i wonder who's gonna be the one who gets hurt saving a toddler from a house fire
scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds
August 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
scratch a liberal and a fascist bleeds
then the dude shot me
August 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
then the dude shot me
i'd cast enlarge apple if i were you
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i'd cast enlarge apple if i were you
marginalized groups aren't distractions
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
marginalized groups aren't distractions
just because it's not what you're currently focused on, it doesn't mean it's being done as a distraction.
July 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
just because it's not what you're currently focused on, it doesn't mean it's being done as a distraction.
