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Last night around 22:30 I accidentally dropped some grapes and my dog hoovered them up. I called the vet and they told me to bring him in immediately to induce vomiting.
Thankfully Frodo is totally fine - but £405 the effin fvck?!
Wish I’d sorted pet insurance sooner.
🐶🐾❤️
Thankfully Frodo is totally fine - but £405 the effin fvck?!
Wish I’d sorted pet insurance sooner.
🐶🐾❤️
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Last night around 22:30 I accidentally dropped some grapes and my dog hoovered them up. I called the vet and they told me to bring him in immediately to induce vomiting.
Thankfully Frodo is totally fine - but £405 the effin fvck?!
Wish I’d sorted pet insurance sooner.
🐶🐾❤️
Thankfully Frodo is totally fine - but £405 the effin fvck?!
Wish I’d sorted pet insurance sooner.
🐶🐾❤️
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🎁
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄🎅🎁
What would you call this?
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What would you call this?
Is Dan Bongino a two or a four slice?
November 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Is Dan Bongino a two or a four slice?
I wish Trump would exercise his dog more.
October 31, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I wish Trump would exercise his dog more.
Just finished Monster: The Ed Gein Story on Netflix. Creepy, fascinating — and the work for those skin-mask scenes is nightmare fuel.
I didn't realise it was Kristi Noem's face they borrowed for those scenes.
I didn't realise it was Kristi Noem's face they borrowed for those scenes.
October 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just finished Monster: The Ed Gein Story on Netflix. Creepy, fascinating — and the work for those skin-mask scenes is nightmare fuel.
I didn't realise it was Kristi Noem's face they borrowed for those scenes.
I didn't realise it was Kristi Noem's face they borrowed for those scenes.
The tariffier is destroying America
October 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The tariffier is destroying America
Whoever did this did a great job
October 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Whoever did this did a great job
This magat is infuriating and showing his true colours.
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This magat is infuriating and showing his true colours.
October 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Huge congrats to Eric Trump on the release of his new book — critics are calling it “deeply personal” and “unintentionally hilarious.”
Eric said, "My father is so proud of me."
Eric said, "My father is so proud of me."
October 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Huge congrats to Eric Trump on the release of his new book — critics are calling it “deeply personal” and “unintentionally hilarious.”
Eric said, "My father is so proud of me."
Eric said, "My father is so proud of me."
Jesse Watters couldn't worship the fat orange stain more.
October 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Jesse Watters couldn't worship the fat orange stain more.
Mary conceived through the immaculate conception, without a human father. Without paternal DNA, there’s no Y chromosome to pass down. By strict genetics, Jesus would’ve been XX — biologically female.
September 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mary conceived through the immaculate conception, without a human father. Without paternal DNA, there’s no Y chromosome to pass down. By strict genetics, Jesus would’ve been XX — biologically female.
September 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This guy is such a whiny little bitch.
September 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This guy is such a whiny little bitch.
So this is why Kash Patel won't release the Epstein files.
September 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
So this is why Kash Patel won't release the Epstein files.
Nigel Farage: the only man who’ll take medical advice from a taxi driver but call doctors ‘woke’.
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Nigel Farage: the only man who’ll take medical advice from a taxi driver but call doctors ‘woke’.
Can anyone explain this to me?
I made an X account yesterday only to push back against lies, etc. I made 4 posts and not a single view on any, so I checked and am shadow banned.
I made an X account yesterday only to push back against lies, etc. I made 4 posts and not a single view on any, so I checked and am shadow banned.
September 25, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Can anyone explain this to me?
I made an X account yesterday only to push back against lies, etc. I made 4 posts and not a single view on any, so I checked and am shadow banned.
I made an X account yesterday only to push back against lies, etc. I made 4 posts and not a single view on any, so I checked and am shadow banned.
MAGAs: Define a woman.
Me: Jesus.
MAGAs: He wasn’t a woman.
Me: He didn’t have a Y chromosome either… awkward.
Me: Jesus.
MAGAs: He wasn’t a woman.
Me: He didn’t have a Y chromosome either… awkward.
September 25, 2025 at 8:13 AM
MAGAs: Define a woman.
Me: Jesus.
MAGAs: He wasn’t a woman.
Me: He didn’t have a Y chromosome either… awkward.
Me: Jesus.
MAGAs: He wasn’t a woman.
Me: He didn’t have a Y chromosome either… awkward.