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@goblintwig.bsky.social
Writer, gamer, software engineer. Certified goblin.
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@eviesylkas.vtubers.social has to deal with me for at least a few decades more. Any ideas for meals to cook? We like spicy stuff. I make her gumbo and fried rice a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 AM
@eviesylkas.vtubers.social has to deal with me for at least a few decades more. Any ideas for meals to cook? We like spicy stuff. I make her gumbo and fried rice a lot.
If anyone has a remedy for being literally unable to pull in air through my right nostril, please let me know. And I mean "literally." It's more blocked up than a one lane highway over the holidays.
Ideally, a remedy that doesn't involve buying an appliance or meds. Something I could try tonight.
Ideally, a remedy that doesn't involve buying an appliance or meds. Something I could try tonight.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If anyone has a remedy for being literally unable to pull in air through my right nostril, please let me know. And I mean "literally." It's more blocked up than a one lane highway over the holidays.
Ideally, a remedy that doesn't involve buying an appliance or meds. Something I could try tonight.
Ideally, a remedy that doesn't involve buying an appliance or meds. Something I could try tonight.
Sinus problems so bad even my sinus rinse bottle was like "nope. Can't help you, champ."
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Sinus problems so bad even my sinus rinse bottle was like "nope. Can't help you, champ."
"Haunted Hotel" decided to attack me.
"I do call dad. I call and I text and I send photos, and all he ever replies with is a thumbs up"
It's too late at night for a TV show to make me feel things.
"I do call dad. I call and I text and I send photos, and all he ever replies with is a thumbs up"
It's too late at night for a TV show to make me feel things.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
"Haunted Hotel" decided to attack me.
"I do call dad. I call and I text and I send photos, and all he ever replies with is a thumbs up"
It's too late at night for a TV show to make me feel things.
"I do call dad. I call and I text and I send photos, and all he ever replies with is a thumbs up"
It's too late at night for a TV show to make me feel things.
Welp. Wrote something I kinda think is good for the first time in forever. Only downside is it's like, 2 in the morning.
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Welp. Wrote something I kinda think is good for the first time in forever. Only downside is it's like, 2 in the morning.
My desire to go to church is at constant odds with my willingness to get out of bed and walk 30 minutes on a Sunday morning.
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My desire to go to church is at constant odds with my willingness to get out of bed and walk 30 minutes on a Sunday morning.
I miss when the Internet wasn't just advertisements constantly in your face. They were always there to some extent. But it was obvious and could be easily ignored. I deleted Facebook, tiktok, etc. mostly because they are a waste of time, but also because there were too many ads disguised as posts
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I miss when the Internet wasn't just advertisements constantly in your face. They were always there to some extent. But it was obvious and could be easily ignored. I deleted Facebook, tiktok, etc. mostly because they are a waste of time, but also because there were too many ads disguised as posts
Most of these painted by me. Pretty much all, except for about 20% of the bookshelf, which are the official wizards or paizo releases.
I may be a fan of tabletop games.
#minipainting
I may be a fan of tabletop games.
#minipainting
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Most of these painted by me. Pretty much all, except for about 20% of the bookshelf, which are the official wizards or paizo releases.
I may be a fan of tabletop games.
#minipainting
I may be a fan of tabletop games.
#minipainting
It's been a few months since I deleted almost all social media (I only kept this account).
Gotta say, I enjoy not doom scrolling so much. Also my sleep schedule is mostly better now.
Still get weird dreams though.
Gotta say, I enjoy not doom scrolling so much. Also my sleep schedule is mostly better now.
Still get weird dreams though.
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
It's been a few months since I deleted almost all social media (I only kept this account).
Gotta say, I enjoy not doom scrolling so much. Also my sleep schedule is mostly better now.
Still get weird dreams though.
Gotta say, I enjoy not doom scrolling so much. Also my sleep schedule is mostly better now.
Still get weird dreams though.
@eviesylkas.vtubers.social and my Japan honeymoon is in about 6 weeks. We got married like, 7 months ago (on paper) and had our ceremony with friends and family 3 weeks ago
We're doing Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo, and Akita. For a few weeks/through the new year
Any suggestions? We both know some Japanese
We're doing Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo, and Akita. For a few weeks/through the new year
Any suggestions? We both know some Japanese
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@eviesylkas.vtubers.social and my Japan honeymoon is in about 6 weeks. We got married like, 7 months ago (on paper) and had our ceremony with friends and family 3 weeks ago
We're doing Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo, and Akita. For a few weeks/through the new year
Any suggestions? We both know some Japanese
We're doing Kyoto, Osaka, Tokyo, and Akita. For a few weeks/through the new year
Any suggestions? We both know some Japanese
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November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I deleted all my social media, except for bluesky. And I'm pretty much only still here because my wife is on this platform. Will probably delete this soon as well.
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I deleted all my social media, except for bluesky. And I'm pretty much only still here because my wife is on this platform. Will probably delete this soon as well.
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When I’m in a not keeping my Pokemon alive in nuzlokes competition and my opponents are @eviesylkas.vtubers.social and @goblintwig.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
When I’m in a not keeping my Pokemon alive in nuzlokes competition and my opponents are @eviesylkas.vtubers.social and @goblintwig.bsky.social
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October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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New adopt, bunny maid knight
September 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
New adopt, bunny maid knight
My wife (right, @eviesylkas.vtubers.social ) and my (left) minis for the game of DND we play in. Painted by me.
August 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
My wife (right, @eviesylkas.vtubers.social ) and my (left) minis for the game of DND we play in. Painted by me.
Gonna make @eviesylkas.vtubers.social some gourmet cheeseburgers tonight.
August 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gonna make @eviesylkas.vtubers.social some gourmet cheeseburgers tonight.
Tonight I cooked up some shrimp fried rice for @eviesylkas.vtubers.social , followed by baking her some bacon grease chocolate chip cookies as a mid-stream snack.
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy dragon...........goblin gets to be extra chaotic now with only minimal fear of repercussion.
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy dragon...........goblin gets to be extra chaotic now with only minimal fear of repercussion.
August 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tonight I cooked up some shrimp fried rice for @eviesylkas.vtubers.social , followed by baking her some bacon grease chocolate chip cookies as a mid-stream snack.
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy dragon...........goblin gets to be extra chaotic now with only minimal fear of repercussion.
Happy wife, happy life.
Happy dragon...........goblin gets to be extra chaotic now with only minimal fear of repercussion.
Playing Baldur's Gate, first time as Durge. Just went on a date with Karlach for the first time. And knowing that I'm about to go the Bhaal route very soon, it's breaking me a bit.
August 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Playing Baldur's Gate, first time as Durge. Just went on a date with Karlach for the first time. And knowing that I'm about to go the Bhaal route very soon, it's breaking me a bit.
So. Did The Phoenecian Scheme just not quite hit right for anyone else? I love Wes Anderson films. But this one just felt kinda ..... lacking.
August 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
So. Did The Phoenecian Scheme just not quite hit right for anyone else? I love Wes Anderson films. But this one just felt kinda ..... lacking.
Just watched Happy Gilmore 2. I liked it. But I questioned some things
1) Why not make the 5 rival golfers be people Happy or Shooter pissed off in the first movie?
2) Why not make Happy and Shooter's allies friends from the first film (or their kids)?
The final contest felt emotionally flat
...
1) Why not make the 5 rival golfers be people Happy or Shooter pissed off in the first movie?
2) Why not make Happy and Shooter's allies friends from the first film (or their kids)?
The final contest felt emotionally flat
...
July 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Just watched Happy Gilmore 2. I liked it. But I questioned some things
1) Why not make the 5 rival golfers be people Happy or Shooter pissed off in the first movie?
2) Why not make Happy and Shooter's allies friends from the first film (or their kids)?
The final contest felt emotionally flat
...
1) Why not make the 5 rival golfers be people Happy or Shooter pissed off in the first movie?
2) Why not make Happy and Shooter's allies friends from the first film (or their kids)?
The final contest felt emotionally flat
...
Guess who is my company's newest Principal Software Engineer!!!!!
July 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Guess who is my company's newest Principal Software Engineer!!!!!