Two last names and no middle, someday everyone will just have one name passed down the generations like old Egyptian royals.

meth kills you way faster

Alcohol is better suited to earthly matters, namely improving my atrocious people skills.

Though He provides guidance on the paths most suitable, which one is to be chosen is, in the end, your own decision.

Dude it's in two days, please tell me you didn't just now start doing this. Thanksgiving is ruined and it's all your fault.