The GI aerospace world is in crisis! A faction wants to cancel our F-35 contract due to *gestures broadly to the south* But GI has no runway, and the F-35 is the only option with vertical takeoff and landing. Aerospace leaders (Landry and Aidan T) are set to meet tomorrow.

There are two problems with all the downtown plans that have been proposed so far: 1) They are not on Goat Island 2) They do not have an Arby's

Big News! GI is getting a wind turbine. Not as big as the 9 others announced for BC. It'll output just over 128KWh annually, enough for ~2/3 of our homes. Construction starts next Thursday. Steve, it's going where your house currently is--RIP I guess?

New tier list of islands near the confluence of the Nechako & Fraser just dropped. Get roasted CWIP

After what happened in The Keg parking lot last night, I think our beef with the Cottonwood Island HOA won't be squashed any time soon. Not to incriminate anyone with details, but I have to say Bridget and Susan threw down hard--if you come at the king, you best not miss!

Stocking stuffer alert! GIAT (Goat Island Agility Team) is raising funds to travel to regionals down in Hixon in the new year. DM Susan or leave a comment if you are able to support--TIA from the goat ❤️

With all this talk of moving Mr. PG, why not propose a move to GI? And, just spit balling ... but maybe a Cactus Club too?

GIHOA will be imposing a 25% Tariff on all products from the CWIP Trade Zone because of their failure to stem the tide of old tires and broken shopping carts.

Now accepting applications to join the Search and Rescue teams for grid section C5. All other teams are at full occupancy. C6 might have an opening if Gary is evicted.

This is what we're playing for! 🎲