Maple🔞, all time winner of the #1 naughtiest beaver award
@gnawtybeaver.bsky.social
this is where i put my sex thoughts ok u gotta opt in to this pfp by @princesssamoyed.bsky.social
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trying to overcome my indecisive fucking brain by appealing to democracy about what kind of porn i should get done
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
trying to overcome my indecisive fucking brain by appealing to democracy about what kind of porn i should get done
is intense executive dysfunction sexy
can i make this slutty somehow
can i make this slutty somehow
January 18, 2026 at 10:50 PM
is intense executive dysfunction sexy
can i make this slutty somehow
can i make this slutty somehow
there's always time for fun
it's friday night...
it's friday night...
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
there's always time for fun
it's friday night...
it's friday night...
is it 2027 yet i've lost track
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
is it 2027 yet i've lost track
my great ravine requires investigation
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
my great ravine requires investigation
my head hurts.... i think i need a warm compress of some sort. like sweaty boobs or something idk im not a doctor
January 14, 2026 at 8:41 PM
my head hurts.... i think i need a warm compress of some sort. like sweaty boobs or something idk im not a doctor
still want to figure out how to make it my Profession to make people cum but there are many logistical difficulties with this
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 AM
still want to figure out how to make it my Profession to make people cum but there are many logistical difficulties with this
wow when i post horny stuff on my horny account people like it, wild, i should do this more
January 14, 2026 at 2:41 AM
wow when i post horny stuff on my horny account people like it, wild, i should do this more
big beaver facesitting do you agree — 100% alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: big beaver facesitting do you agree
100%
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January 14, 2026 at 1:47 AM
big beaver facesitting do you agree — 100% alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
maple with big puffy nipples was a thing that came to be today and i think that's beautiful, got get somebody to render that artistically and tastelessly
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
maple with big puffy nipples was a thing that came to be today and i think that's beautiful, got get somebody to render that artistically and tastelessly
playing animal crossing did not make me horny but some of the discussions in chat did and i'm not ashamed of this
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
playing animal crossing did not make me horny but some of the discussions in chat did and i'm not ashamed of this
as god's perfect princess i should never be too tired to do things and always be on my a game and never collapse on my keyboard and zghghhmhmhhgff
January 13, 2026 at 1:12 AM
as god's perfect princess i should never be too tired to do things and always be on my a game and never collapse on my keyboard and zghghhmhmhhgff
i do not experience much sexual attraction to men in the ordinary sense but i will occasionally be overcome with a thought along the lines of "oh my god i need this obnoxious ass twink to stop talking NOW i bet he'll shut up if stuff his face between my legs"
January 11, 2026 at 5:23 AM
i do not experience much sexual attraction to men in the ordinary sense but i will occasionally be overcome with a thought along the lines of "oh my god i need this obnoxious ass twink to stop talking NOW i bet he'll shut up if stuff his face between my legs"
monster hunter is more fun if you play it like this call me a gooner (goonette?) if u want i'm happy and secure in my tastes and preferences
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
monster hunter is more fun if you play it like this call me a gooner (goonette?) if u want i'm happy and secure in my tastes and preferences
hey you what's the status of YOUR horny levels
how we feelin today
how we feelin today
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
hey you what's the status of YOUR horny levels
how we feelin today
how we feelin today
the world will NOT win, i have only gotten hornier
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
the world will NOT win, i have only gotten hornier
.oO(what if i just looked at naked women all day for the rest of my life)
January 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
.oO(what if i just looked at naked women all day for the rest of my life)
i will not use this as a vent account i WILL NAHT
January 7, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i will not use this as a vent account i WILL NAHT
maybe i should moan off stream also for the bit
January 6, 2026 at 5:32 AM
maybe i should moan off stream also for the bit
sometimes u do a little moan on stream for the bit
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
sometimes u do a little moan on stream for the bit
had one of those "too horny to fall asleep" nights last night
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
had one of those "too horny to fall asleep" nights last night
you can tell that despite my borderline nymphomaniacal tendencies i'm still a huge fucking dork because when i see super mutants in porn i'm like "no NO THEY'RE INFERTILE YOU FOOLS"
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 AM
you can tell that despite my borderline nymphomaniacal tendencies i'm still a huge fucking dork because when i see super mutants in porn i'm like "no NO THEY'RE INFERTILE YOU FOOLS"
When sleeping with someone (like actually sleeping) are you a cuddle bug or do you sleep with your back to them? Both are v… — depends entirely on the weather/temperature tbh i get overheated easy so i will usually try to keep some space unless it's n… alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: When sleeping with someone (like actually sleeping) are you a cuddle bug or do you sleep with your back to them? Both are valid, cuddling gets sweaty mang.
depends entirely on the weather/temperature tbh i get overheated easy so i will usually try to keep some space unless it's nice and cool
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January 4, 2026 at 4:57 AM
When sleeping with someone (like actually sleeping) are you a cuddle bug or do you sleep with your back to them? Both are v… — depends entirely on the weather/temperature tbh i get overheated easy so i will usually try to keep some space unless it's n… alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
what if you and me disregarded the crushing weight of modern reality and instead devoted ourselves to limitless hedonism
January 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
what if you and me disregarded the crushing weight of modern reality and instead devoted ourselves to limitless hedonism
how would you rate your own hugs — double digit numbers of people have said that my hugs are fantastic so im gonna go ahead and say S tier hugs alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...
Maple (#1 Nicest Beaver) answered: how would you rate your own hugs
double digit numbers of people have said that my hugs are fantastic so im gonna go ahead and say S tier hugs
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January 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
how would you rate your own hugs — double digit numbers of people have said that my hugs are fantastic so im gonna go ahead and say S tier hugs alterspring.org/@Maple_Mcken...