clean your PC dust filters also

Hopefully your weekend becomes much flatter! Everyone knows there's less room for stress when you're flat 🐊

BIG headphones, BIG muscles, BIG swords!!

I chose to read this as you winning "not named person of the year" due to you not being a named person 🫡

made me mad it wasn't actually 2 kb so i spent an hour compressing the fuck out of it

If your goal is to "make the internet a better place", you're a fucking failure. You have the operational skills of a six month old hamster

Yeah it's been quite awhile since I've met someone who knew what they were doing, but I'm also not very social 😅 I only smoke now but I'll always leave the door open for real tabs.

At this age it's just difficult to even find someone who truly knows what they're selling. Idk if my brain could handle an accidental research-chem trip anymore 😭

my beloved little paper

"no no, your honor - I'm not ACTUALLY an angry goose. Although I am angry"