lmao ok I saw that, but the important context here is that he rented, didn't ask his landlord, and assumed it would be ok because he regarded it as $15k worth of work -- that it completely ruined the cabinets and was terrible was _almost_ ancillary

You just fuckin know he's trying to bring back the Arch Deluxe

Hanging out with Tomie and being so annoying and boring that she just says "you know what. I'm just gonna.. I'm gonna go"

"Hah sike, nah I'm just fuckin with you. Can you imagine? That nasty little brain eating motherfucker? Nah, nah.. need you to go in there and talk to Glued-Dick Gary.. you wouldn't believe what he's got himself stuck to this time, and we need to know what makes him tick!"

somehow palpatine returned... but gay

long, blood-curdling shrek

Warming his hands over a sweet, exothermic reaction oh yeah oh hell yeah

how did you get the movie theater into your house though

This shit stuck with me long enough to be in the back of mind while scrolling anyway there's this

Once again the No Fcelebrating League lives up to its name

I went so far as to apply for jobs in SF (I mean, I need a job, anyway) to see if I could finagle having to be there to do orientation that week. Failed, but it was a cunning plan nonetheless.

Someone get @thelouvreof.bsky.social so they can see what a real tweet looks like

whole-ass cyberpunk anthology where the pace is constantly disrupted by the protagonist struggling to get his brain on the local wifi

We were on the fence but wanted the kid to have the kindergarten experience, at least, to socialize and get familiar with the routine and it's a nightmare. Next year will be homeschool.

it's called a podcast, and sometimes there are three people!

I did all of these, and if I could've nominated it for best virtual reality game (does its absence imply that Qud is actual reality? We need to get someone on this.) I would have.