GN0515
@gn0515.bsky.social
Coffee drinker. Cat collector. Writer of short-form works of the strange and absurd, and of long-form post modernist crazy.
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"Yeah, the vibes are off," Brodi answered.
"So, if it were haunted, what could I do?"
"We could get a priest to bless it."
"Do you know a priest who's just going to stop what he's doing to bless a used Tama drum kit, Brodi?"
"I can call my plug and see if he knows someone."
"So, if it were haunted, what could I do?"
"We could get a priest to bless it."
"Do you know a priest who's just going to stop what he's doing to bless a used Tama drum kit, Brodi?"
"I can call my plug and see if he knows someone."
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Yeah, the vibes are off," Brodi answered.
"So, if it were haunted, what could I do?"
"We could get a priest to bless it."
"Do you know a priest who's just going to stop what he's doing to bless a used Tama drum kit, Brodi?"
"I can call my plug and see if he knows someone."
"So, if it were haunted, what could I do?"
"We could get a priest to bless it."
"Do you know a priest who's just going to stop what he's doing to bless a used Tama drum kit, Brodi?"
"I can call my plug and see if he knows someone."
"Proof, you know, to show me it isn't haunted," he said, his eyes completely locked on mine.
"How the hell would I be able to produce that?" I snapped. "Plus, you are the one who is saying it's haunted. Isn't the burden of proof on you?"
"I'm just going off vibes, man."
"Vibes?" I inquired.
"How the hell would I be able to produce that?" I snapped. "Plus, you are the one who is saying it's haunted. Isn't the burden of proof on you?"
"I'm just going off vibes, man."
"Vibes?" I inquired.
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Proof, you know, to show me it isn't haunted," he said, his eyes completely locked on mine.
"How the hell would I be able to produce that?" I snapped. "Plus, you are the one who is saying it's haunted. Isn't the burden of proof on you?"
"I'm just going off vibes, man."
"Vibes?" I inquired.
"How the hell would I be able to produce that?" I snapped. "Plus, you are the one who is saying it's haunted. Isn't the burden of proof on you?"
"I'm just going off vibes, man."
"Vibes?" I inquired.
"Yeah, man, I just don't take chances," he said, as he slowly backed away.
"It's a sick kit, dude."
"But what if it's haunted, man?"
I stood there, starting to get frustrated. "You have zero, and I mean zero, proof that it's haunted, dude."
"Do you have proof it isn't haunted?"
"Do what?"
"It's a sick kit, dude."
"But what if it's haunted, man?"
I stood there, starting to get frustrated. "You have zero, and I mean zero, proof that it's haunted, dude."
"Do you have proof it isn't haunted?"
"Do what?"
September 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Yeah, man, I just don't take chances," he said, as he slowly backed away.
"It's a sick kit, dude."
"But what if it's haunted, man?"
I stood there, starting to get frustrated. "You have zero, and I mean zero, proof that it's haunted, dude."
"Do you have proof it isn't haunted?"
"Do what?"
"It's a sick kit, dude."
"But what if it's haunted, man?"
I stood there, starting to get frustrated. "You have zero, and I mean zero, proof that it's haunted, dude."
"Do you have proof it isn't haunted?"
"Do what?"
No, this isn't in bat country.
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
No, this isn't in bat country.
Only if you won't tell them how creative I get in a pinch, haha.
July 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Only if you won't tell them how creative I get in a pinch, haha.