If anyone needs a late night show monologue joke writer, don't hire me, because that's all I got.

Salad.

Because you can only either have soup or salad.

Is that the same island that's been in the news lately?

You might as well just leave it in the ball.

Guess who else is on the Epstein list.

Ah, the ol' Penn-15%

It's all a load of lazy 🐎💩 from these guys. James Bond does not have a complex continuity. Felix Leiter 'got better' after being eaten by a shark. Joe Don Baker played two completely different characters in immediately subsequent movies. It doesn't matter. Just make a damn movie.

The book is fine

If you want to get real technical, the statement is still correct, even if the shark only ate part of Felix.

If you said "I ate lasagna", it doesn't NECESSARILY mean you ate a whole lasagna.

Though you might've.

You think the Bond movies are a hotbed of continuity?

Joe Don Baker was the main bad guy in one of them, and a completely different goofy ally character in like 2 others.

JUST MAKE A BOND MOVIE.

Also he was suddenly black. Who cares? Just write a goddamn Bond movie. We'll watch it.

FELIX LIETER: They ate me! A fuckin shark ate me! Drink, bitch!

DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - They aren't detectives, but they have to become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives. But, if they don't play the part, the entire concept of existence might just cease to exist.

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Ahhh, you got me! It's not fun if you call it out beforehand.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.