@gmik.bsky.social
Slow Horses evangelist. Metal. Always hungry.
You trying to step like gooses I'm a go home with your Luger. The tie-ers or the noose get a broom up in their pooper.
You trying to step like gooses I'm a go home with your Luger. The tie-ers or the noose get a broom up in their pooper.
Do this thing it's good
Time for BSky to be amazing again.
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do this thing it's good
Went to bed mad at Jalen Carter.
Woke up mad at Jalen Carter.
Love you dude but c'mon that shit cannot happen ever again.
Woke up mad at Jalen Carter.
Love you dude but c'mon that shit cannot happen ever again.
September 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Went to bed mad at Jalen Carter.
Woke up mad at Jalen Carter.
Love you dude but c'mon that shit cannot happen ever again.
Woke up mad at Jalen Carter.
Love you dude but c'mon that shit cannot happen ever again.
Elliot would have hit that from 68 lol
September 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Elliot would have hit that from 68 lol
Goedert making good tough catches that's a positive.
September 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Goedert making good tough catches that's a positive.
I'm still so mad at Carter. Dumbest thing I've seen in a while.
September 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm still so mad at Carter. Dumbest thing I've seen in a while.
JERRAH SO MAD right now suck it
September 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
JERRAH SO MAD right now suck it
Merry GO BIRDS to all and to all a good night (except Cowboys fans)
September 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Merry GO BIRDS to all and to all a good night (except Cowboys fans)
Babe wake up. New enemies ranking just dropped.
⬆️Gannon
⬆️⬆️⬆️Steichen, who ran it here
⬆️Bills because they can't run it even with Josh Allen lololol
Baltimore you are my AFC team this year.
I have to hate the Lions and Saints because they're in the NFC, but I hope they both have nice days.
⬆️Gannon
⬆️⬆️⬆️Steichen, who ran it here
⬆️Bills because they can't run it even with Josh Allen lololol
Baltimore you are my AFC team this year.
I have to hate the Lions and Saints because they're in the NFC, but I hope they both have nice days.
May 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Babe wake up. New enemies ranking just dropped.
⬆️Gannon
⬆️⬆️⬆️Steichen, who ran it here
⬆️Bills because they can't run it even with Josh Allen lololol
Baltimore you are my AFC team this year.
I have to hate the Lions and Saints because they're in the NFC, but I hope they both have nice days.
⬆️Gannon
⬆️⬆️⬆️Steichen, who ran it here
⬆️Bills because they can't run it even with Josh Allen lololol
Baltimore you are my AFC team this year.
I have to hate the Lions and Saints because they're in the NFC, but I hope they both have nice days.
When I asked for extra fire sauce and the guy at the window said "I gotchu" I knew he was going to be a hero.
May 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When I asked for extra fire sauce and the guy at the window said "I gotchu" I knew he was going to be a hero.
A good thing happened? For the Sixers?
May 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
A good thing happened? For the Sixers?
Kyle hit ball hard more
May 12, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kyle hit ball hard more
Feeling Frazier or Cameron Williams here for Eagles (did they trade down yet)
April 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Feeling Frazier or Cameron Williams here for Eagles (did they trade down yet)
I hate how much I like this Giants draft
April 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I hate how much I like this Giants draft
Sanders, Royals, Swinson, Mbow, Evans. That's my pool for Eagles at this next pick (they'll trade down lol)
April 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Sanders, Royals, Swinson, Mbow, Evans. That's my pool for Eagles at this next pick (they'll trade down lol)
@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social @melyssatk.bsky.social great minds, thinking alike
April 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
@alexispiatkowski.bsky.social @melyssatk.bsky.social great minds, thinking alike
I just saw a commercial for The Accountant 2 and I know @briancgrubb.bsky.social is a happy man
April 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I just saw a commercial for The Accountant 2 and I know @briancgrubb.bsky.social is a happy man
Im running for President. I only have two platform positions.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Every gym should have a soccer ref. Occupy a weight machine too long playing on your phone and not lifting the first warning is a yellow card. A second offense is a red card and you are immediately executed.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Every gym should have a soccer ref. Occupy a weight machine too long playing on your phone and not lifting the first warning is a yellow card. A second offense is a red card and you are immediately executed.
April 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Im running for President. I only have two platform positions.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Every gym should have a soccer ref. Occupy a weight machine too long playing on your phone and not lifting the first warning is a yellow card. A second offense is a red card and you are immediately executed.
1) Don't be a dick
2) Every gym should have a soccer ref. Occupy a weight machine too long playing on your phone and not lifting the first warning is a yellow card. A second offense is a red card and you are immediately executed.
SnS mains during the Zoh Shia fight be like
a group of people in pink clothes are standing in a line .
Alt: A man throws up a big cloud of pink dust covering a crowd of people. In Monster Hunter Sword and Shield users can quickly throw "life powder" to heal their teammates.
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
SnS mains during the Zoh Shia fight be like
Billion dollar idea: A normal gym except the lobby has chairs that look like weight machines so the d-bags who want to look like they're working out can play on their phones without being in my way.
March 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Billion dollar idea: A normal gym except the lobby has chairs that look like weight machines so the d-bags who want to look like they're working out can play on their phones without being in my way.
When you're at the end of a run and tell yourself you'll stretch it a little by running until the end of the next song in your playlist...but you listen to prog metal and it's Hearts Alive
a man with a beard is smiling and says i have no one else to blame but myself
Alt: a man with a beard is smiling and says i have no one else to blame but myself
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
When you're at the end of a run and tell yourself you'll stretch it a little by running until the end of the next song in your playlist...but you listen to prog metal and it's Hearts Alive
This combo of the headline and picture from CNN made me laugh
March 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This combo of the headline and picture from CNN made me laugh
Sleep Token doing a release of sheet music for unreleased songs as part of their online puzzle/game to tease the new album is marketing genius.
February 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sleep Token doing a release of sheet music for unreleased songs as part of their online puzzle/game to tease the new album is marketing genius.