gmattheis.bsky.social
@gmattheis.bsky.social
Professional Nerd. Amateur husband. Home Brewer. Tinkerer. Video Gamer. Dog guy. Friend of DeSoto
I wish I loved anything as much as the peacocktv app loves "the traitors" show.
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I wish I loved anything as much as the peacocktv app loves "the traitors" show.
pleasantly surprised to find hickory in my recent delivery when the wood stove made the house smell like bacon.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
pleasantly surprised to find hickory in my recent delivery when the wood stove made the house smell like bacon.
I understand why elves walk everywhere. If I were immortal, I would to, what am I in a hurry for?
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I understand why elves walk everywhere. If I were immortal, I would to, what am I in a hurry for?
Why is cylon tech so goopy?
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Why is cylon tech so goopy?
I'm thinking of introducing "Neg Nog" to the market. It just tries to get you to drink it with negative reinforcement
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm thinking of introducing "Neg Nog" to the market. It just tries to get you to drink it with negative reinforcement
Club DJs are like tinkerbells, you need to constantly validate their feelings by expressing your feelings with cheers and claps
December 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Club DJs are like tinkerbells, you need to constantly validate their feelings by expressing your feelings with cheers and claps
if a DJ doesn't see you raised hands clap, did they clap at all?
December 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if a DJ doesn't see you raised hands clap, did they clap at all?
New boot goofin
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New boot goofin
seeing @markhamillofficial.bsky.social evolution as an actor from ANH to ROTJ is really something. there's so much of him in Luke by the end, it's incredible.
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
seeing @markhamillofficial.bsky.social evolution as an actor from ANH to ROTJ is really something. there's so much of him in Luke by the end, it's incredible.
The boomer hill i'm willing to die on is internet culture's usurpation of the acronym "POV"
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The boomer hill i'm willing to die on is internet culture's usurpation of the acronym "POV"
I know I'm doing al gore rhythms right when they start suggesting NFL content to me. It means my interests are completely obsfucated from them, and they're just doing regional popularity score.
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I know I'm doing al gore rhythms right when they start suggesting NFL content to me. It means my interests are completely obsfucated from them, and they're just doing regional popularity score.
So "The Bear" is just bickering in a kitchen?
December 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
So "The Bear" is just bickering in a kitchen?
do star trek replicators have ethical lock outs?
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
do star trek replicators have ethical lock outs?
If you have a mood, there's a reaction gif from 30 rock to fit it
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
If you have a mood, there's a reaction gif from 30 rock to fit it
as things for children get sanitized and made "safer", but we strip away basic human rights for wide swaths of the population, we have become both parts of demolition man.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
as things for children get sanitized and made "safer", but we strip away basic human rights for wide swaths of the population, we have become both parts of demolition man.
"still got it..." I echo in my head as I put my comfy pants on at 5:30 on a Friday night
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"still got it..." I echo in my head as I put my comfy pants on at 5:30 on a Friday night
"still metal..." I whisper as I schedule my colonoscopy
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"still metal..." I whisper as I schedule my colonoscopy
"still punk..." I whisper as I change the water in my humidifier
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"still punk..." I whisper as I change the water in my humidifier
i wish i loved anything as much as michael bay loves 360 pan shots at golden hour
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i wish i loved anything as much as michael bay loves 360 pan shots at golden hour
took me a while, but now that i'm 44 i understand NiN better
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
took me a while, but now that i'm 44 i understand NiN better
There are days where I fail the Turing test
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There are days where I fail the Turing test
if tv/movies could please _not_ use tinnitus squeal as short hand for explosion, that'd be nice
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
if tv/movies could please _not_ use tinnitus squeal as short hand for explosion, that'd be nice
Do we think data's dreams are always lucid?
October 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Do we think data's dreams are always lucid?
why is ving rhames always getting captured?
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
why is ving rhames always getting captured?
just saw the defcon talk, brilliant brilliant brilliant
EFF is always so proud to represent security researchers doing important work. Our Coders' Rights Project often works with DEFCON presenters, and two of our clients are presenting today about schools, bathroom vape detectors, and audio recordings. www.wired.com/story/schoo...
It Looks Like a School Bathroom Smoke Detector. A Teen Hacker Showed It Could Be an Audio Bug
A pair of hackers found that a vape detector often found in high school bathrooms contained microphones—and security weaknesses that could allow someone to turn it into a secret listening device.
www.wired.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
just saw the defcon talk, brilliant brilliant brilliant