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AfWafaRwaRwa! Mrr, rrrrrurrrr!
Pinned
Mrr?
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
“Mrr.” He’s drooling already.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“Awashahshahshs shahshahsa wahhh.”

A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.
“Do you want something?”
“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.
Breaking some windows down the street while flying supersonic because she heard the call.

Lifting him up and huuuuuuuug.
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
(He’s so excited. Lots of spins, tail wags, cooing, and tippy-taps.)
THERES MY DARLING ~

[ LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAD PATS ]
MOMMA!!!!!

AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
//: I need to make Jeff a real pinned and layout

But here I am
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 PM
MOMMA!!!!!

AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
MOMMA
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 PM
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 AM
tfw the best bath is in the washer
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM
“Mrr mrrrrrrr mrr mrrrr mrr.”
If you had to describe your muse in ONE word then what would you say?
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Mrrmrmr!” He’s talking through his teeth, which are currently working to destroy the new toy.
“ D'aweee ya made a new friend bubba?~ ”
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Challenge accepted.

The rope will be defeated.
And Blue of course gives Jeff his new toy and a gentle patting again.

Is also a very strong and flexible rope he usually uses to haul heavy cargo, so it doesn't break or snap easily.

He'll have a challenge for his jaws.
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
NEW TOY.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Once the food is gone, Jeff gives Blue a few licks of appreciation and then sits there, waiting expectantly.
Mmmm, Bob is too small to be a good playmate truly, and because he's made of rocks he'd be incapable of swimming.

Regardless, Jeff reminds the bug of his golem... and as Jeff eats, Blue offers him a gentle pat. The landshark is adorable.
A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.
"Awwwww"

And a big plate of smoked pulled bacon with jalapenos for the cute shark.

"You remind me so much to Bob little shark, i wish i could bring him with me some times... he's smaller than you, and made of rocks... but he's got the same energy."
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Blinking, one eye at a time.
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
January 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Acceptable. Cuddle time.
“ I got a XL Pepperoni Pizza and a dozen Garlic breads from Luigi's. ”
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
………..

“Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?
“ Jeff, bubba, you need your nappies or else you get cranky. And no one likes a Cranky Landshark spouting questionable slurs at Iron Fist~

I got a heated Blankeeeeet~ ”
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
He’ll need guests. Other truth seekers, not afraid to lie to spread the truth.
He’s gonna speak his truth, no matter how many lies he has to tell. He’ll start a podcast.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM