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AfWafaRwaRwa! Mrr, rrrrrurrrr!
Pinned
“Mrr.” He’s drooling already.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
“Mrr.” He’s drooling already.
“Awashahshahshs shahshahsa wahhh.”
A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.
A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.
“Do you want something?”
“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“Awashahshahshs shahshahsa wahhh.”
A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.
A scary movie is on the TV and given the torn apart room, he couldn’t find a way to turn it off.
“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.
Breaking some windows down the street while flying supersonic because she heard the call.
Lifting him up and huuuuuuuug.
Lifting him up and huuuuuuuug.
MOMMA
January 22, 2026 at 2:56 PM
“MRRR!!!!” Cue some purring noises.
(He’s so excited. Lots of spins, tail wags, cooing, and tippy-taps.)
THERES MY DARLING ~
[ LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAD PATS ]
[ LOTS AND LOTS OF HEAD PATS ]
MOMMA!!!!!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
(He’s so excited. Lots of spins, tail wags, cooing, and tippy-taps.)
//: I need to make Jeff a real pinned and layout
But here I am
But here I am
January 22, 2026 at 1:54 PM
//: I need to make Jeff a real pinned and layout
But here I am
But here I am
MOMMA!!!!!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
JEFF BOY !!
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
MOMMA!!!!!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
AWASASASAWASA ASHASHAHSHA MRRR!
tfw the best bath is in the washer
January 22, 2026 at 5:05 AM
tfw the best bath is in the washer
“Mrr mrrrrrrr mrr mrrrr mrr.”
If you had to describe your muse in ONE word then what would you say?
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“Mrr mrrrrrrr mrr mrrrr mrr.”
“Mrrmrmr!” He’s talking through his teeth, which are currently working to destroy the new toy.
“ D'aweee ya made a new friend bubba?~ ”
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM
“Mrrmrmr!” He’s talking through his teeth, which are currently working to destroy the new toy.
Reposted by 𝘑𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘺-𝘣𝘰𝘺.ᐟ
Challenge accepted.
The rope will be defeated.
The rope will be defeated.
And Blue of course gives Jeff his new toy and a gentle patting again.
Is also a very strong and flexible rope he usually uses to haul heavy cargo, so it doesn't break or snap easily.
He'll have a challenge for his jaws.
Is also a very strong and flexible rope he usually uses to haul heavy cargo, so it doesn't break or snap easily.
He'll have a challenge for his jaws.
NEW TOY.
January 21, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Challenge accepted.
The rope will be defeated.
The rope will be defeated.
Once the food is gone, Jeff gives Blue a few licks of appreciation and then sits there, waiting expectantly.
Mmmm, Bob is too small to be a good playmate truly, and because he's made of rocks he'd be incapable of swimming.
Regardless, Jeff reminds the bug of his golem... and as Jeff eats, Blue offers him a gentle pat. The landshark is adorable.
Regardless, Jeff reminds the bug of his golem... and as Jeff eats, Blue offers him a gentle pat. The landshark is adorable.
A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Once the food is gone, Jeff gives Blue a few licks of appreciation and then sits there, waiting expectantly.
A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.
"Awwwww"
And a big plate of smoked pulled bacon with jalapenos for the cute shark.
"You remind me so much to Bob little shark, i wish i could bring him with me some times... he's smaller than you, and made of rocks... but he's got the same energy."
And a big plate of smoked pulled bacon with jalapenos for the cute shark.
"You remind me so much to Bob little shark, i wish i could bring him with me some times... he's smaller than you, and made of rocks... but he's got the same energy."
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
A play mate? His tail is wagging as he completely annihilates the food on the plate. No crumbs.
Blinking, one eye at a time.
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Blinking, one eye at a time.
Acceptable. Cuddle time.
“ I got a XL Pepperoni Pizza and a dozen Garlic breads from Luigi's. ”
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Acceptable. Cuddle time.
………..
“Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?
“Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?
“ Jeff, bubba, you need your nappies or else you get cranky. And no one likes a Cranky Landshark spouting questionable slurs at Iron Fist~
I got a heated Blankeeeeet~ ”
I got a heated Blankeeeeet~ ”
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
………..
“Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?
“Mrr?” And the snacks? Where are the snacks?
He’ll need guests. Other truth seekers, not afraid to lie to spread the truth.
He’s gonna speak his truth, no matter how many lies he has to tell. He’ll start a podcast.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
He’ll need guests. Other truth seekers, not afraid to lie to spread the truth.