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Lance Presley
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Preacher 'n stuff. Mississippian in Virginia.
#HailState #umc he/him
"So I guess you're supporting Ole Mi..."
No.
"But they're from Missis..."
No.
But they're the last SEC tea..."
No.
I'll never cheer for that team. Never. Not ever.
It's not "GTHOM until they're in a bowl". #HailState C-A-N-E-S
January 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I'm my best moments, I'm a universalist. I believe that God's grace will overwhelm everyone in the end...That we're all muddling through life with limited knowledge, all kinds of misfiring neurons, & childhood trauma...there's no way a loving God would be willing to damn us for eternity for that. 1/
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
“We believe war is incompatible with the teachings and example of Christ. We therefore reject war as an instrument of national foreign policy. We oppose unilateral/preemptive strike actions and strategies on the part of any government. As disciples of Christ...
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I really expected better from the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize winner.
January 3, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I'm pretty sure Mississippi State winning the College World Series was a real monkey paw situation. #HailState
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
I have experienced many amazing moments in my life, but I'm not sure any have compared to the UNO website vindicating me on a rule challenge from @paigesp.bsky.social
December 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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"The hospital was understaffed, and people in the camp were so anemic that they couldn’t get enough blood donations. [Dr.] Otieno had twice donated himself while he was midsurgery in order to save a pregnant woman’s life."

@annamaria.bsky.social on the real-world damage done by Trump's aid cuts:
What I Saw at a Maternity Ward in Kenya After the U.S. Cut Off Food and Foreign Aid
Photographs tell a story of two mothers determined to help their babies gain enough weight to leave the hospital — only to face little to no food again.
www.propublica.org
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 AM
We air grievances in this household. None of your woke "Happy Holidays" that people have been saying for literally hundreds of years until politicians convinced you it was a culture war issue.
#Festivus
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Christian nationalists want the cultural power of the historically dominant religion, but Jesus Himself is an inconvenience to their message. That's why they keep trying to replace Him as Savior with people like Tr*mp or K*rk.
December 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
During the Stalinist purges in the USSR, officials who had run afoul of the regime would be "removed" from official photographs. These edits were badly done, not because the Soviets were incompetent, but as a projection of power.
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The story of Christmas shows us that wannabe tyrants always believe they can harm children with impunity...
The first Christmas and this one.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If he's going to slap his name on everything, he should start with the Epstein Files. He actually contributed to those.
December 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
With yesterday's announcement of the real life "Definitely not the Hunger" Patriot Games, I'm reminded of this classic tweet.
December 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My sister has started a business that allows you to give to the kids in your life while making a difference in the world and helping them grow up to be adults who are passionate about doing good. Check it out!
Get To Give - Meaningful Gifts for Kids That Give Back
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gettogive.co
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Historian here it’s Hannah Arendt’s death anniversary and she was of course prescient.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
On the anniversary of his death, this is a reminder that John Brown was right about everything and he should have a memorial on the Mall in DC.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"I never thought the leopard would eat MY face," says the ole miss fan.
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Heh.
Heh heh
Hahahaha.
#HobbyLobby #LaneTrain #Haterade
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So, did St. Nicholas ever resign from the episcopacy? If not, which side did he take in 1054? Is the diocese of the North Pole under the jurisdiction of Rome or Constantinople?
November 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Democratic senators after hearing the Supreme Court rejected overturning same-sex marriage: "This could be bad for us. We'd better capitulate to the GOP and ban it."
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm praying for members LGBTQ+ today. You are not and never have been an "issue" and your rights should not be up for debate.
November 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Forgot to take my full allergy regimen before bed last night and I can confirm that, yes, SWVA is still trying to kill me.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM