GLORKGLUNK
@glorkglunk.motorcycles
wavetable guy
https://glorkglunk.gumroad.com/
https://glorkglunk.gumroad.com/
we have to cancel bjork for throwing car parts off the mountain
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
we have to cancel bjork for throwing car parts off the mountain
looks liike today is one of those days where I will literally be listening to music and songs
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
looks liike today is one of those days where I will literally be listening to music and songs
the sunlit meadows of the night are clearly so bad and they suck ass and I feel like such a oxymoronic biome should have been called out before I had to do it
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the sunlit meadows of the night are clearly so bad and they suck ass and I feel like such a oxymoronic biome should have been called out before I had to do it
Quick somebody attack me so I can dodge it really cool and smug
December 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Quick somebody attack me so I can dodge it really cool and smug
Reposted by GLORKGLUNK
Moog is pronounced Moog
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Moog is pronounced Moog
I think that bach is pronounced like batch and chopin is pronounced like choppin'
December 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I think that bach is pronounced like batch and chopin is pronounced like choppin'
a lot of real stuff doesn't exist
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
a lot of real stuff doesn't exist
Hey can I. Come over and cause 263 problems
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hey can I. Come over and cause 263 problems
scrolling to the right on google maps til the map stops repeating
December 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
scrolling to the right on google maps til the map stops repeating
Bread:
A poem by glorkglunk
Bread Bread Bread
Time to eat Bread
I will eat a Bread
Then I will eat a Human Head
A poem by glorkglunk
Bread Bread Bread
Time to eat Bread
I will eat a Bread
Then I will eat a Human Head
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bread:
A poem by glorkglunk
Bread Bread Bread
Time to eat Bread
I will eat a Bread
Then I will eat a Human Head
A poem by glorkglunk
Bread Bread Bread
Time to eat Bread
I will eat a Bread
Then I will eat a Human Head
*calls out to the entity on the other side of the mountain* hey so bro. Would you rather be braised in soy sauce or fish sauce. No offense . Haha
December 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
*calls out to the entity on the other side of the mountain* hey so bro. Would you rather be braised in soy sauce or fish sauce. No offense . Haha
I don't think we have to analyze patterns any more. we figured them all out
December 16, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I don't think we have to analyze patterns any more. we figured them all out
I put a parm rind in my tomato soup and then just forgot about it and blended it all up but it still tastes good so
December 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I put a parm rind in my tomato soup and then just forgot about it and blended it all up but it still tastes good so
I had a dream where I had a knife stuck in my eye and trying to move it was the craziest feeling. I can still feel it. It didn't hurt and I could see so it's not realistic. but the sensation of hallucinating pulling something out of your eye is crazy
December 14, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I had a dream where I had a knife stuck in my eye and trying to move it was the craziest feeling. I can still feel it. It didn't hurt and I could see so it's not realistic. but the sensation of hallucinating pulling something out of your eye is crazy
My cat always gives me a look when I turn the fan on before we go to bed. You can move out of the way of the fan it’s ok…
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My cat always gives me a look when I turn the fan on before we go to bed. You can move out of the way of the fan it’s ok…
illuminati shadow government airstrike my house w a working packet of dry yeast. you have 5 minutes to respond or I will take matters into my own hands
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 AM
illuminati shadow government airstrike my house w a working packet of dry yeast. you have 5 minutes to respond or I will take matters into my own hands
all my yeast is dead I'm crashing out
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
all my yeast is dead I'm crashing out
“Your cat is going to eat you when you die” ok who else would I want to eat me when I die
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“Your cat is going to eat you when you die” ok who else would I want to eat me when I die
Reposted by GLORKGLUNK
1080p girlboss complextro mix heavy drops
September 28, 2023 at 7:41 AM
1080p girlboss complextro mix heavy drops
I miss having a telepath on the staff
November 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I miss having a telepath on the staff
Reposted by GLORKGLUNK
my birthday used to be july 26th but now I've decided it's november 13th because I like that one better
June 7, 2025 at 11:10 AM
my birthday used to be july 26th but now I've decided it's november 13th because I like that one better