Who doesn’t love starting their day with a jolly cremation ad?!

As Karl says far more articulately, stop being entitled impatient divvies.

Evergreen.

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

Can’t believe Florian Wirtz is ghosting me.

Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'

Love this. In his “I Agree” installation Dima Yarovinsky-Yahel took the content from terms of service statements for companies like Facebook, Snapchat, Instagram, Tinder and printed them out on A4 paper with a standard font size for legal contracts to demonstrate the length of these agreements.

perhaps the screams from the modems in the 90s were pleas to take the internet no further

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

Rodri is a unicorn isn’t he