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https://globalGlob.dev
A software development news site
#satire #maybe-not-satire #yeah-totally-satire #lifegoals
Penetration Testing Company Sued For Fixing Client Bugs
When a company needs to validate their own security, they hire a company to perform a penetration test (or pen test for short) to test it by hacking in. Which I think we can all agree...
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest
When a company needs to validate their own security, they hire a company to perform a penetration test (or pen test for short) to test it by hacking in. Which I think we can all agree...
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Penetration Testing Company Sued For Fixing Client Bugs
When a company needs to validate their own security, they hire a company to perform a penetration test (or pen test for short) to test it by hacking in. Which I think we can all agree...
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest
When a company needs to validate their own security, they hire a company to perform a penetration test (or pen test for short) to test it by hacking in. Which I think we can all agree...
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #it #microsoft #apple #google #oracle
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #it #microsoft #apple #google #oracle
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #it #microsoft #apple #google #oracle
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #it #microsoft #apple #google #oracle
CTO Doesn't Understand Why Expensive Tool Didn't Fix Everything
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#it #saas
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#it #saas
February 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
CTO Doesn't Understand Why Expensive Tool Didn't Fix Everything
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#it #saas
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#it #saas
globalGlob(**/*) Candy Hearts: 2026 globalglob.dev/articles/glo...
Did you know you can get candy hearts with custom text? We just found that out. If we knew sooner, we'd sell custom ones in our store that you can give to your techie sweetheart on Valentine's Day...
#techvalentines #nerdlove
Did you know you can get candy hearts with custom text? We just found that out. If we knew sooner, we'd sell custom ones in our store that you can give to your techie sweetheart on Valentine's Day...
#techvalentines #nerdlove
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
globalGlob(**/*) Candy Hearts: 2026 globalglob.dev/articles/glo...
Did you know you can get candy hearts with custom text? We just found that out. If we knew sooner, we'd sell custom ones in our store that you can give to your techie sweetheart on Valentine's Day...
#techvalentines #nerdlove
Did you know you can get candy hearts with custom text? We just found that out. If we knew sooner, we'd sell custom ones in our store that you can give to your techie sweetheart on Valentine's Day...
#techvalentines #nerdlove
GitHub Fixes Every NPM Vulnerability By Shutting Down NPM
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#softwaredevelopment #programming
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#softwaredevelopment #programming
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
GitHub Fixes Every NPM Vulnerability By Shutting Down NPM
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#softwaredevelopment #programming
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#softwaredevelopment #programming
Plucky Adventurers Get Past Firewall Using Fire Extinguisher
At the heart of I.T. security is the vaunted firewall. A technology so profound, not a single Hollywood movie has described it correctly...
globalglob.dev/articles/plu...
#cybersecurity #security #it #informationtechnology
At the heart of I.T. security is the vaunted firewall. A technology so profound, not a single Hollywood movie has described it correctly...
globalglob.dev/articles/plu...
#cybersecurity #security #it #informationtechnology
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Plucky Adventurers Get Past Firewall Using Fire Extinguisher
At the heart of I.T. security is the vaunted firewall. A technology so profound, not a single Hollywood movie has described it correctly...
globalglob.dev/articles/plu...
#cybersecurity #security #it #informationtechnology
At the heart of I.T. security is the vaunted firewall. A technology so profound, not a single Hollywood movie has described it correctly...
globalglob.dev/articles/plu...
#cybersecurity #security #it #informationtechnology
New Standard Says Your Code Shouldn't Suck
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #softwaredevelopment #programming #standards
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #softwaredevelopment #programming #standards
February 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
New Standard Says Your Code Shouldn't Suck
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #softwaredevelopment #programming #standards
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #softwaredevelopment #programming #standards
Co-Worker Too Turned On Calling Code 'Sexy'
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#softwaredevelopment #programming #coding
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#softwaredevelopment #programming #coding
February 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Co-Worker Too Turned On Calling Code 'Sexy'
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#softwaredevelopment #programming #coding
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#softwaredevelopment #programming #coding
Penetration Testing Company Sued For Fixing Client Bugs
Security penetration testing company, Pen Dat SaaS, is being sued by one of their clients, Record Me A.I., for doing more than checking the backdoors.
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest #redteam
Security penetration testing company, Pen Dat SaaS, is being sued by one of their clients, Record Me A.I., for doing more than checking the backdoors.
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest #redteam
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Penetration Testing Company Sued For Fixing Client Bugs
Security penetration testing company, Pen Dat SaaS, is being sued by one of their clients, Record Me A.I., for doing more than checking the backdoors.
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest #redteam
Security penetration testing company, Pen Dat SaaS, is being sued by one of their clients, Record Me A.I., for doing more than checking the backdoors.
globalglob.dev/articles/pen...
#cybersecurity #pentest #redteam
We can confirm this is not the same thing that happened at InsuraGen Now: globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We can confirm this is not the same thing that happened at InsuraGen Now: globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
New Standard Says Your Code Shouldn't Suck
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning, the latest standard from...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #yocode
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning, the latest standard from...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #yocode
February 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
New Standard Says Your Code Shouldn't Suck
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning, the latest standard from...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #yocode
Your code sucks. I know it. You know it. Everyone on LinkedIn knows it. But improving your code isn't just aspirational anymore because as of this morning, the latest standard from...
globalglob.dev/articles/new...
#code #software #yocode
Vibe Coding Devs Laid Off, Replaced By Vibe Coding Manager
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers at the company..
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#coding #vibecoding #software
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers at the company..
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#coding #vibecoding #software
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Vibe Coding Devs Laid Off, Replaced By Vibe Coding Manager
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers at the company..
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#coding #vibecoding #software
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers at the company..
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#coding #vibecoding #software
Interview With Developer Who Purchased Yet Another Domain
This morning, local developer Taylor purchased yet another domain name. After gloating about it almost non-stop on social media, we tracked them down for an exclusive interview...
globalglob.dev/articles/int...
#development #domains
This morning, local developer Taylor purchased yet another domain name. After gloating about it almost non-stop on social media, we tracked them down for an exclusive interview...
globalglob.dev/articles/int...
#development #domains
February 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Interview With Developer Who Purchased Yet Another Domain
This morning, local developer Taylor purchased yet another domain name. After gloating about it almost non-stop on social media, we tracked them down for an exclusive interview...
globalglob.dev/articles/int...
#development #domains
This morning, local developer Taylor purchased yet another domain name. After gloating about it almost non-stop on social media, we tracked them down for an exclusive interview...
globalglob.dev/articles/int...
#development #domains
Co-Worker Too Turned On Calling Code 'Sexy'
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#code #softwaredevelopment #programming
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#code #softwaredevelopment #programming
February 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Co-Worker Too Turned On Calling Code 'Sexy'
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#code #softwaredevelopment #programming
Developer Francis was reportedly a little too "excited" in a code review meeting this past Tuesday, according to inside sources. Every time the swapGroupReferences() method...
globalglob.dev/articles/cow...
#code #softwaredevelopment #programming
Palantir Condemns I.C.E. Use of Surveillance Technology
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveilance #tech #abolishice
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveilance #tech #abolishice
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Palantir Condemns I.C.E. Use of Surveillance Technology
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveilance #tech #abolishice
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveilance #tech #abolishice
C# to Add Gen Alpha Slang Keywords
The C# programming language has always had a reputation as boring and only used for corporate enterprise applications. To win over the hearts and minds of today's youth, a series of proposals...
globalglob.dev/articles/csh...
#dotnet #development #csharp
The C# programming language has always had a reputation as boring and only used for corporate enterprise applications. To win over the hearts and minds of today's youth, a series of proposals...
globalglob.dev/articles/csh...
#dotnet #development #csharp
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
C# to Add Gen Alpha Slang Keywords
The C# programming language has always had a reputation as boring and only used for corporate enterprise applications. To win over the hearts and minds of today's youth, a series of proposals...
globalglob.dev/articles/csh...
#dotnet #development #csharp
The C# programming language has always had a reputation as boring and only used for corporate enterprise applications. To win over the hearts and minds of today's youth, a series of proposals...
globalglob.dev/articles/csh...
#dotnet #development #csharp
GitHub Fixes Every NPM Vulnerability By Shutting Down NPM
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#npm #javascript #github
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#npm #javascript #github
January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
GitHub Fixes Every NPM Vulnerability By Shutting Down NPM
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#npm #javascript #github
"Everyone thought Microsoft would screw up NPM when GitHub acquired it, but I think this proves all the haters wrong." The opening line from GitHub's latest announcement...
globalglob.dev/articles/git...
#npm #javascript #github
New LMA Development Pattern Promises Simplicity And Performance Gains
The developers at Soft And Co. have developed a new backend services architecture which has improved their development throughput by nearly 300%.
globalglob.dev/articles/lar...
#architecture #development #programming
The developers at Soft And Co. have developed a new backend services architecture which has improved their development throughput by nearly 300%.
globalglob.dev/articles/lar...
#architecture #development #programming
January 30, 2026 at 8:01 PM
New LMA Development Pattern Promises Simplicity And Performance Gains
The developers at Soft And Co. have developed a new backend services architecture which has improved their development throughput by nearly 300%.
globalglob.dev/articles/lar...
#architecture #development #programming
The developers at Soft And Co. have developed a new backend services architecture which has improved their development throughput by nearly 300%.
globalglob.dev/articles/lar...
#architecture #development #programming
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Big Tech Earnings Announcements: Calendar Q1 2026 - By The Numbers
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Earnings season is upon us and every big tech company is, or will soon be, announcing record profits for the quarter ending December 31, 2025. Here are some numbers from...
globalglob.dev/articles/big...
#bigtech #earnings
Company Hires Medium To Contact Deceased Developer
Jim Weston, the lead developer on Externcorp's newest A.I. project, passed away due to unforeseen medical complications which were exacerbated after a bus hit him...
globalglob.dev/articles/com...
#development #agile #sprint
Jim Weston, the lead developer on Externcorp's newest A.I. project, passed away due to unforeseen medical complications which were exacerbated after a bus hit him...
globalglob.dev/articles/com...
#development #agile #sprint
January 29, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Company Hires Medium To Contact Deceased Developer
Jim Weston, the lead developer on Externcorp's newest A.I. project, passed away due to unforeseen medical complications which were exacerbated after a bus hit him...
globalglob.dev/articles/com...
#development #agile #sprint
Jim Weston, the lead developer on Externcorp's newest A.I. project, passed away due to unforeseen medical complications which were exacerbated after a bus hit him...
globalglob.dev/articles/com...
#development #agile #sprint
CTO Doesn't Understand Why Expensive Tool Didn't Fix Everything
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#Saas #software
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#Saas #software
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
CTO Doesn't Understand Why Expensive Tool Didn't Fix Everything
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#Saas #software
Preston Stafford, the CTO at bio-medial start-up CaptiVEINE, went on a rage session complete with childish insults and throwing furniture at walls. Reports confirm the furniture...
globalglob.dev/articles/cto...
#Saas #software
Vibe Coding Devs Laid Off, Replaced By Vibe Coding Manager
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers...
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#vibecode #programming
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers...
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#vibecode #programming
January 27, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Vibe Coding Devs Laid Off, Replaced By Vibe Coding Manager
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers...
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#vibecode #programming
Eight months ago InsuraGen Now, the insurance company using A.I. to set insurance policies (but not prices), made the bold decision to lay off all 20 developers...
globalglob.dev/articles/vib...
#vibecode #programming
Palantir Condemns I.C.E. Use of Surveillance Technology
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against ICE...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveillancetech #abolishice
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against ICE...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveillancetech #abolishice
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Palantir Condemns I.C.E. Use of Surveillance Technology
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against ICE...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveillancetech #abolishice
"We're bad, but they're evil." Palantir Technologies, the software giant supplying legally questionable surveillance applications to government agencies has come out against ICE...
globalglob.dev/articles/pal...
#surveillancetech #abolishice
Dev New Years Resolution Is More Tests
Ringing in the new year, another developer has proclaimed a new years resolution to make all of their code, "well tested".
globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
#unittests #tests #testing #programming
Ringing in the new year, another developer has proclaimed a new years resolution to make all of their code, "well tested".
globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
#unittests #tests #testing #programming
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Dev New Years Resolution Is More Tests
Ringing in the new year, another developer has proclaimed a new years resolution to make all of their code, "well tested".
globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
#unittests #tests #testing #programming
Ringing in the new year, another developer has proclaimed a new years resolution to make all of their code, "well tested".
globalglob.dev/articles/dev...
#unittests #tests #testing #programming