Prophet of The Void
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Prophet of The Void
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This is Babylon Bee material
January 30, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Imma go Snap Crackle and POP POP POP POP!
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Cypher got what he wanted from the Matrix
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January 29, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Ninja the Mission Force
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January 28, 2026 at 2:47 PM
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Or strut cuntily
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January 23, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Yes, and you call it a Northern Reticulated Chipmunk despite the fact that it is obviously striped.
January 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Yes, and you call it a Northern Reticulated Chipmunk despite the fact that it is obviously striped.
January 22, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Embrace The Void
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Has anyone even told him that the icy one is Greenland and the green one is Iceland?
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Nicer than he was to Bart
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Sideshow mel is allergic to cheese
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January 20, 2026 at 6:49 PM
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I rewatched Sinners last night. I love the “I Lied to You” sequence, but it’s real power comes not only from the visuals of the movie but also the monologue from Delroy Lindo and the narration from Wunmi Mosaku, which are absent from the soundtrack version.
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
January 20, 2026 at 4:12 AM
They need it to be evolution so they can say “Okay this one evolved intelligence, but the rest are still dumb so we can still eat them.”
January 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
This is What it Sounds Like when I Lied to You
January 19, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Also featured:

“Fast Car”- Tracy Chapman

“Jack and Dianne”- John Cougar Mellancamp

“Paradise by the Dashboard Light”- Meatloaf

“Young Americans”- David Bowie

“Dilaudid”- The Mountain Goats
January 19, 2026 at 6:29 AM
That’s on my playlist of songs about two teenagers in a car that serves a a metaphor for the illusory nature of the American concept of freedom.
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 AM
There needs to be a category for best movie musical about a performer who is inheritor to an ancient tradition of magical musicians with the power to unify their people through song who has two friends, one blue coded and one red coded who must also face off against a demonic musical group.
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 AM
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Defenestration is a sin.
January 18, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I hear they’re going to make it into a TV series. They just need to produce a Bone Temple Pilot
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January 18, 2026 at 3:39 AM