The one time I'm thankful Beth is on a feeding tube, so I could decline the invitation to our brother's Xmas.
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The one time I'm thankful Beth is on a feeding tube, so I could decline the invitation to our brother's Xmas.
What in the goddamn fuck is "the world's idea machine"?
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
What in the goddamn fuck is "the world's idea machine"?
Thank you for your sacrifice
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thank you for your sacrifice
60-70 is just 6-7 x 10
December 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
60-70 is just 6-7 x 10
He may be a dog but he got fucked like a bear
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
He may be a dog but he got fucked like a bear
My second favorite Stan and Ollie
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My second favorite Stan and Ollie
I apologized to my wife in advance before I showed this to her. She said I was right to apologize.
December 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I apologized to my wife in advance before I showed this to her. She said I was right to apologize.
As is The Punisher
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
As is The Punisher
Mix garlic powder into the jarlic. Now it's more garlic than fresh garlic.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Mix garlic powder into the jarlic. Now it's more garlic than fresh garlic.
Did you accidentally pack cash
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Did you accidentally pack cash
Wrong: they do not have Condorman (1981).
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wrong: they do not have Condorman (1981).
I better never see you putting raisins in your oatmeal
December 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I better never see you putting raisins in your oatmeal
Yoopers LOVE the UP.
December 12, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Yoopers LOVE the UP.
You know how websites that somehow still don't have a mobile version look like shit on your mobile device? My water company's site looks like that *on a desktop*.
December 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You know how websites that somehow still don't have a mobile version look like shit on your mobile device? My water company's site looks like that *on a desktop*.
Or for that matter any definition of "Western".
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Or for that matter any definition of "Western".
"It's already brown".
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
"It's already brown".
I can already tell your film criticism is dogshit
December 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I can already tell your film criticism is dogshit
I'm sure the Governor's Mansion still has some Jesse Ventura stank on it.
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm sure the Governor's Mansion still has some Jesse Ventura stank on it.
BRB = The BaRBarian
December 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
BRB = The BaRBarian
If we're discussing Vikings...
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If we're discussing Vikings...