Michael McDoormat
@glasshalfarsed.bsky.social
I have a PhD in physics that I'm not using, if anyone wants it?
Mostly known as:
Trinity Collidge Guy.
Failed Seanad candidate.
He/him.
Mostly known as:
Trinity Collidge Guy.
Failed Seanad candidate.
He/him.
It is another frustrating weekend for Liverpool Football Club
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 PM
It is another frustrating weekend for Liverpool Football Club
In the style of Sleaford Mods - I Don't Rate You
"FIGHT FOR GOSPEL, HONOUR NAME!"
*squawks*
"We're Charlie Kirk" x4
*other guy scratches bollocks from inside pants pocket*
*doing an accent* "We carry the flame" x3
"FIGHT FOR GOSPEL, HONOUR NAME!"
*squawks*
"We're Charlie Kirk" x4
*other guy scratches bollocks from inside pants pocket*
*doing an accent* "We carry the flame" x3
January 17, 2026 at 3:20 PM
In the style of Sleaford Mods - I Don't Rate You
"FIGHT FOR GOSPEL, HONOUR NAME!"
*squawks*
"We're Charlie Kirk" x4
*other guy scratches bollocks from inside pants pocket*
*doing an accent* "We carry the flame" x3
"FIGHT FOR GOSPEL, HONOUR NAME!"
*squawks*
"We're Charlie Kirk" x4
*other guy scratches bollocks from inside pants pocket*
*doing an accent* "We carry the flame" x3
Walking to work the other day, saw the news playing on a TV in the lobby of a building
Thermal camera footage of the capsule in the ocean with a "ISS EVACUATION" chyron.
Nothing has ever felt more like I was in the opening scene of a sci-fi horror film.
Thermal camera footage of the capsule in the ocean with a "ISS EVACUATION" chyron.
Nothing has ever felt more like I was in the opening scene of a sci-fi horror film.
January 16, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Walking to work the other day, saw the news playing on a TV in the lobby of a building
Thermal camera footage of the capsule in the ocean with a "ISS EVACUATION" chyron.
Nothing has ever felt more like I was in the opening scene of a sci-fi horror film.
Thermal camera footage of the capsule in the ocean with a "ISS EVACUATION" chyron.
Nothing has ever felt more like I was in the opening scene of a sci-fi horror film.
Can you even buy non-"smart" TVs anymore?
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Can you even buy non-"smart" TVs anymore?
Seeing how long I can get away with adding "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" to the bottom of work emails.
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Seeing how long I can get away with adding "Thank you for your attention to this matter!" to the bottom of work emails.
My unpopular opinion is that I kinda liked Dilbert.
I was 12 years old reading a book of Dilbert comics about working in an office chuckling and saying "it's funny because it's true".
I was 12 years old reading a book of Dilbert comics about working in an office chuckling and saying "it's funny because it's true".
January 14, 2026 at 9:20 PM
My unpopular opinion is that I kinda liked Dilbert.
I was 12 years old reading a book of Dilbert comics about working in an office chuckling and saying "it's funny because it's true".
I was 12 years old reading a book of Dilbert comics about working in an office chuckling and saying "it's funny because it's true".
I bet it feels really good for the Cheesestring when you take its little condom off.
January 13, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I bet it feels really good for the Cheesestring when you take its little condom off.
Creating a new breed of dog whose poop likes identical to a dry, crunchy leaf.
January 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Creating a new breed of dog whose poop likes identical to a dry, crunchy leaf.
I think the next annoying tech bro trend will be capitalising the 'f' in 'founder'.
January 11, 2026 at 3:12 PM
I think the next annoying tech bro trend will be capitalising the 'f' in 'founder'.
"They had to tone down certain aspects of the real story because they were worried that audiences wouldn't believe it was based on actual events"
- me talking to the guy next to me on the bus about Star Wars (1977)
- me talking to the guy next to me on the bus about Star Wars (1977)
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
"They had to tone down certain aspects of the real story because they were worried that audiences wouldn't believe it was based on actual events"
- me talking to the guy next to me on the bus about Star Wars (1977)
- me talking to the guy next to me on the bus about Star Wars (1977)
I really liked Wake Up Dead Man but is it just me or is Blanc's accent getting more subdued with each film?
January 9, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I really liked Wake Up Dead Man but is it just me or is Blanc's accent getting more subdued with each film?
What do you mean "clean the air fryer"?
Babe, the heat kills all the germs.
Babe, the heat kills all the germs.
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
What do you mean "clean the air fryer"?
Babe, the heat kills all the germs.
Babe, the heat kills all the germs.
"Together, Ireland and China make up 1/6 of the world's population."
Taoiseach Micheál Martin has said Ireland and China should work towards "open trade" as he met with Chinese President Xi Jinping on a diplomatic visit to Beijing, the first by a Taoiseach to the country in more than a decade.
jrnl.ie/6918378
jrnl.ie/6918378
Taoiseach says Ireland and China should work towards 'open trade'
Taoiseach Micheál Martin is in China on an official visit until Thursday.
jrnl.ie
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
"Together, Ireland and China make up 1/6 of the world's population."
Taxi driver, clearly wanting us to pay in cash, told us "you know, 80% of people prefer to pay in cash".
Which is clearly bollocks, but taxi etiquette dictated I nod and reply "yeah I'd say so".
Which is clearly bollocks, but taxi etiquette dictated I nod and reply "yeah I'd say so".
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Taxi driver, clearly wanting us to pay in cash, told us "you know, 80% of people prefer to pay in cash".
Which is clearly bollocks, but taxi etiquette dictated I nod and reply "yeah I'd say so".
Which is clearly bollocks, but taxi etiquette dictated I nod and reply "yeah I'd say so".
Borrowing money from the mafia and paying it and the interest all back in a timely manner so they like me and think I'm cool.
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Borrowing money from the mafia and paying it and the interest all back in a timely manner so they like me and think I'm cool.
"The siren just turned off, that's never a good sign."
- me talking about an ice cream van.
- me talking about an ice cream van.
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"The siren just turned off, that's never a good sign."
- me talking about an ice cream van.
- me talking about an ice cream van.
*Michael Schur creating a new sitcom*
"What a loveable group of characters this is. I just need to add one that is irredeemably annoying and were ready to go!"
"What a loveable group of characters this is. I just need to add one that is irredeemably annoying and were ready to go!"
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
*Michael Schur creating a new sitcom*
"What a loveable group of characters this is. I just need to add one that is irredeemably annoying and were ready to go!"
"What a loveable group of characters this is. I just need to add one that is irredeemably annoying and were ready to go!"
*Tech bro voice*
Soon, xG will be good enough that you won't need to go through the effort of watching a football match ever again.
Soon, xG will be good enough that you won't need to go through the effort of watching a football match ever again.
January 2, 2026 at 5:35 PM
*Tech bro voice*
Soon, xG will be good enough that you won't need to go through the effort of watching a football match ever again.
Soon, xG will be good enough that you won't need to go through the effort of watching a football match ever again.
Did a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Did a 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzle.
Some predictions for 2026
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Some predictions for 2026
Possibly the greatest American achievement is this Waffle House breakfast for $12.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Possibly the greatest American achievement is this Waffle House breakfast for $12.
If you learn about the ass theory you won't ever see poop the same way again.
December 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
If you learn about the ass theory you won't ever see poop the same way again.
YouTube Essay:
"Why Uncle Billy is the VILLAIN of It's a Wonderful Life"
3.5 hours long.
"Why Uncle Billy is the VILLAIN of It's a Wonderful Life"
3.5 hours long.
December 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
YouTube Essay:
"Why Uncle Billy is the VILLAIN of It's a Wonderful Life"
3.5 hours long.
"Why Uncle Billy is the VILLAIN of It's a Wonderful Life"
3.5 hours long.
You see incredible things in the US
December 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
You see incredible things in the US