There we were sitting on the side of pool, drinking fine martinis, when this dwarf in a pink suit came to us, holding a dial up phone on a silver platter. I pick it up and on the other end is some big shot news man asking us to cover some festival, I said sure and paid the dwarf.

I am glad to announce that Torako has inspired me to start smoking!

I hope they play Touch My Tooter at my funeral.