Glad, the Goonzo
@gladtobehere.bsky.social
Simping for men, real and fictional. Totally NSFW, don't follow if you're not 18 or allergic to cock.
I'm so sick of him being this pretty. Being a Snake stan is a fulltime job.
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 AM
I'm so sick of him being this pretty. Being a Snake stan is a fulltime job.
Just wanna give the biggest shoutout to Mr. @ivbenjamin.bsky.social. He's been a real treat to work with for years and he never fails to exceed expectations. If you guys didn't check him out yet, please do cause he's awesome 💙
December 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just wanna give the biggest shoutout to Mr. @ivbenjamin.bsky.social. He's been a real treat to work with for years and he never fails to exceed expectations. If you guys didn't check him out yet, please do cause he's awesome 💙
Just saying but their weird lil foreplay makes me want to be Ocelot, just saying.
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just saying but their weird lil foreplay makes me want to be Ocelot, just saying.
Is another morning of clownery for me.
November 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Is another morning of clownery for me.
Waking up and getting jumpscared by abs wasn't on my bingo card
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Waking up and getting jumpscared by abs wasn't on my bingo card
Have an arm in the meantime, still sniffy but whoring around.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Have an arm in the meantime, still sniffy but whoring around.
I'll go through half of Marvel cast by this point. But Wolverine as well, whether it's Hugh Jackman movie version or comic shortie version or any game spinoff version, I'll take them all: not in a fight.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'll go through half of Marvel cast by this point. But Wolverine as well, whether it's Hugh Jackman movie version or comic shortie version or any game spinoff version, I'll take them all: not in a fight.
Then there's Gambit, sweet Gambit and his sexy thighs and longcoat. Makes me rabid.
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Then there's Gambit, sweet Gambit and his sexy thighs and longcoat. Makes me rabid.
On the topic of blonde, sorry but Thor from Rivals is my latest obsession cause bitch is super pretty. Sue me.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
On the topic of blonde, sorry but Thor from Rivals is my latest obsession cause bitch is super pretty. Sue me.
Cid Highwind is basically a given at this point cause you know me. Blonde and scruff and the jawline makes me weak.
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Cid Highwind is basically a given at this point cause you know me. Blonde and scruff and the jawline makes me weak.
If we're counting down all the Ben Starr characters I'd fuck, obviously Clive like come on. Mouth and eyes on the heavenly tier.
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If we're counting down all the Ben Starr characters I'd fuck, obviously Clive like come on. Mouth and eyes on the heavenly tier.
Obviously Verso cause we love a pretty liar with sad backstory. Plus Ben Starr, duh.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Obviously Verso cause we love a pretty liar with sad backstory. Plus Ben Starr, duh.
Well, this was to be expected but ofc, Snake/Big Boss from 3. He's the hottest man ever and I'd have his babies. Fucking him would fix me, next.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Well, this was to be expected but ofc, Snake/Big Boss from 3. He's the hottest man ever and I'd have his babies. Fucking him would fix me, next.
I think I'll do my lil 'men I'd fuck' list again.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I think I'll do my lil 'men I'd fuck' list again.
Makes me absolutely sick how hot he is (ok I'll stop)
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Makes me absolutely sick how hot he is (ok I'll stop)
Call me Snakesexual from now on.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Call me Snakesexual from now on.
@ivbenjamin.bsky.social is cooking something tasty y'all. Mans a wizard and everybody should know it.
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
@ivbenjamin.bsky.social is cooking something tasty y'all. Mans a wizard and everybody should know it.
If I wasn't already into dudes, this man would have me questioning my sexuality 100 percent like hello?
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I wasn't already into dudes, this man would have me questioning my sexuality 100 percent like hello?
That slutty leg poking out behind the coat gives me life.
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
That slutty leg poking out behind the coat gives me life.
On Rivals note, I would *kill* for both the original purple tights, yellow coat Gambit costume and Days of the Future Past Wolverine fit. Like Netease, if you can do it, 🤙 me <3
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
On Rivals note, I would *kill* for both the original purple tights, yellow coat Gambit costume and Days of the Future Past Wolverine fit. Like Netease, if you can do it, 🤙 me <3
On a serious note it ain't going so bad.
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
On a serious note it ain't going so bad.
If I stand there not healing, there's two good reasons for that.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
If I stand there not healing, there's two good reasons for that.
It's the nonsense time.
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It's the nonsense time.
When the going gets rough, I think about his butt.
(Seriously, if his face wasn't as hot as it is, I'd have zero complaints just looking at his backside the entire game)
(Seriously, if his face wasn't as hot as it is, I'd have zero complaints just looking at his backside the entire game)
November 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When the going gets rough, I think about his butt.
(Seriously, if his face wasn't as hot as it is, I'd have zero complaints just looking at his backside the entire game)
(Seriously, if his face wasn't as hot as it is, I'd have zero complaints just looking at his backside the entire game)
Might be getting sniffy but still healthy enough to hoe around.
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Might be getting sniffy but still healthy enough to hoe around.