You could trade this whole raptors team and I’d be fine

Queen

Shoresy finale was weird as hell, last two seasons have been a major drop

Sorry but “why don’t people differentiate between me and my country threatening everyone with a worse life, life sucks here too and you guys have no pedestal” is real funny. Nobody differentiates and people are allowed to be pissed off, even inaccurately, it’s what we do everyday on here! lol

“If I gotta take shots from the front or back I’ll take it”—your national champion heisman winner

They refused to call roughing the entire game lol

refs in this cfp title game

hahahaha that was insane, go hoosiers man

Commentary team for Jalen Hurts tush push: PENALTY! ARGH I DUNNO JIM I JUST DONT LIKE THIS IT NEEDS TO END

Josh Allen tush push: WOW JIM WHAT A PLAY, WHAT A PLAYER

Eli actually curled into an anxiety pretzel there. Extremely relatable.

Perfect football game

I would usually be all in for Montana St but I am also thinking of all the teachers working in the Midwest these days and Doug Collins, and that’s a big sympathy pull.

Celebrating an orthodox Christmas this year because my gift has just arrived today

a beautiful new year’s day in miami where two sets of offensive linemen are enduring the equivalent of a pacific-theatre death march, 2026 is already an improvement

Wrapping a towel around myself, lighting up a smoke and cracking a beer after that drive, lord

Family to brother as he drives: “You gotta move, you’re in two lanes”

“Kinda like Jon Sumrall”

Folks!!