Gabriel Jacoby-Cooper
Gabriel Jacoby-Cooper
@gjc.bsky.social
Software engineer; App Store Frameworks @ Apple; Computer Science + Philosophy @ Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute; previously built iVerify @ Trail of Bits; spicy hot-takes are my own

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Shouldn’t it be “you WENT”? 🤔
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There’s not much else for them to do unless/until Hamas surrenders. If Hamas militants remain, then there will be another October 7th sooner or later.
September 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It seems to be working; thanks!
September 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I didn’t write this script or create this form, but it seems decent enough. We’re running out of time; I called this morning, and you can, too!
September 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tabs are better because, unlike spaces, they don’t force your own preferred indentation width on everyone who reads your code. Tab characters semantically encode indentation; using space characters for indentation incorrectly conflates data with presentation.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
September 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
“I program in Rust btw”
(I don’t actually)
September 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh no…
Clearly, your manager has never interacted with anyone who has Rust experience. If they had, then they would know the peril that they bring by asking such a question.
September 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Being able to save an entire, specific trip plan instead of just a location would be great!
August 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
$100 for a towel is a scam, but $100 for a *Metro* towel? Totally worth it!
August 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Do you have an RSS feed? NetNewsWire can’t find any. 😢
August 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Gabriel Jacoby-Cooper
As they say “No Jews, no news”.
August 6, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Antisemitism
August 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM