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giziti.bsky.social
gzt aka zoidberg
@giziti.bsky.social
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hire me as a data scientist! PhD in Stats, recently ex Cisco. clustering, classification, #rstats. Personal: Eastern Orthodox, chess, Esperanto, battling cosmic evil. he/his, #BLM email: gzt at uchicago dot edu
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The lake today
Snowy beach and rough lake
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Cat wearing a tie saying "hope I don't have a long day" Background: factory belching smoke, labeled "long day factory"
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Discovered neighbor has not one but two cats when they got let out onto the balcony. I knew they had one...
Cat on a balcony
November 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Theologians
They don't know nothin
About my soul
Pope in a group of people holding a microphone looking like he's singing
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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From running yesterday - strong wind by the lake, nothing even a couple hundred yards inland. Didn't stay by the lake long.
Grass with beach behind and lake behind that. Rolling waves, gray sky. Damp ground.
November 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Bird
Bird on top of a building over a clock
November 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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also true for "AI"
post from 13 Nov 2021 some people seem to just stop thinking once the word "algorithm" comes out
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
bsky post from Dr Jeremy Swist @metalclassicist.bsky.social Normal Greeks: "emergency exit procedure." Me, a late antique Hellenist: "liturgy of the exodus of danger." image: airplane instructions saying λειτουργία της εξόδου κινδύνου
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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See, hints of blue, just like I remembered
Image of Carmen Sandiego, in a red coat in an action pose. Text: where on Earth is Carmen sandiego?
October 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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better, a gif:
October 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Futurama gif. Fry in a military outfit next to Bender with other recruits behind. Fry chews and then spits out gum. Caption: "This hamb gumb is all bones."
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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my watch seemed to have some trouble tracking my run in the beginning #running
An image of a map with the right half being a lake and the left half being some urban environment. A track is superimposed showing squiggles in the lake for a while and then going ashore and following some roads.
October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Found a very @ifbookspod.bsky.social in the little free library. Cursed.
Book cover. Title: why men love bitches. By Sherry Argov.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Tabaxi Bard: I would like to hide. DM: Roll your check. Bard: F*ck, 8... WAIT! DM: *eyebrow raised* hmmm? Bard: Can I roll a persuasion check against being found? DM: Interesting. Go on. Bard: You saw nothing. I am ham. Picture: Cat inside fridge
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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halcyon days
post from 21 October 2011 Text: So, does anybody else here use R a lot?
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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relatable
And another thing that was unusual about our operation is everybody who designed and built the sub went with the sub to sea for the sea trials, even though some of these engineers had never been a ship before. I think the most dangerous part of our whole operation was these young software engineers puking over the railing in a high sea. But I wanted them with me because I knew as an experimental vehicle we would be finding little flaws and ways to improve it and so on as we went along. We wanted to emerge out of that sea trial program with a fully vetted and refined vehicle before it went into Phase 2. We never went into Phase 2, but that was our game plan.
October 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I liked this bit on page 7
Transcript: I became an informal pilot of the Mir submersibles, learning, you know, from their pilots. And then we -- if I'm going into too much detail, stop me. Q. No. No, sir. It's great.
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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okay, we should be clear
table of hourly weather conditions showing rain until 7am and then cloudy until 3. isolated thunderstorms at 4.
October 18, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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fortunately reasonable block lists get it already
screenshot showing Homeland Security account was blocked because it's on the list "Right wing propaganda and their followers"
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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some days i think back on a more innocent time
Pakistani guy wearing a hat and vest eating tacos for the first time, saying, "Pray that I can eat tacos properly."
October 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Women don't like the vehicle.
Mud covered guy in a conical hat saying, "Bring out your dead!" -- offscreen is the cart of bodies. From Monty Python.
October 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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They should have listened to me. Now we are reaping the consequences.
from FB 15 October 2020. Social media companies should just ban conservatism. It has nothing to offer the world but death and destruction. They're well within their rights to do so as well.
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Getting some bird time in #birds
A swan and some ducks on a pond
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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amen
tomtomorrow tweet I don't feel like I can end this day without saying, in the spirit of unity, fuck you for everything donald trump you miserable fucking piece of shit, i hope the rest of your pathetic life is full of nothing but misery.
October 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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battleship portland
scene from battleship potyomkin, black and white picture, bunch of bodies on a staircase
October 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM