Cool story, Mitt, now hop in

They're just never going to use the word "depression" again, because they've decided that if they don't call it one, it won't be one.

It's working exactly as intended

Spoiler alert: It's Elon Musk

No other billionaire has sent goons to steal data from and backdoor every federal agency.

He makes the rest of them look almost human by comparison.

I am stunned, shocked, aghast that this particular alcoholic fascist doesn't respect Syria's sovereignty.

All the rightoids believe in castle laws but are furious someone would shoot an invader in their country 🥴

Still soooooo many bootlickers simply saying "nuh uh" when their material conditions are pointed out to them

Remember when DOGE let a bunch of completely unvetted little neonazis have unsupervised access to every federal agency, connecting external hard drives to sensitive systems and fuck knows leaving backdoors in everything, only for Elno and Trump to have a falling out later?

Suuuuper cool times.

Did it worry you when Obama did it?

It's a key on grownups' keyboards. Now back to Roblox you go.

They can't say it definitely without chucking Netanyahu in the Hague

There is absolutely not a single snowflake's chance in the deepest circle of Hell of that happening.

You know that, right?

It's more likely a 500 foot tall solid gold statue of Trump will be built on that site than that the East Wing will be rebuilt as it was.

Which will never happen, because the liberal order would never allow a direct explanation of how the Jedi are explicitly a depiction of the liberal order.

George flew as close to the sun as he possibly could and still get the movies made lmao

My brother in the Force, "grey jedi" are like "I wanna put in all the effort of Force mastery with none of the benefits of alignment"

.....and are centrists

They let this alcoholic christofascist control the Pentagon, the fuck did you think would happen?

And ICE will grab him again anyway because the SCOTUS is never going to stop them 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

A trans person who's proud to be a veteran? Of this country? There's simply no way anyone is that fucking stupid.

If anyone showed Hegseth their profile, he'd say their house was a Venezuelan boat carrying drugs.

They must have figured out that a few of those people vote republican 🫩

Vote for fucking who? The dems are fully behind destroying the internet, none of the liberals will vote third party, and after being embarrassed by Mamdani, the dems won't allow primary challenges anywhere that matters.

The time to vote like it mattered was when Reagan was running for president.