Here you go. Here are some real farmer hands with an egg for scale.

True. I am absolutely not on the anti protest team.

And crucially, there is nothing else that tractor could be doing today. Interesting that.

Yes, I've been a big fan of 'get extremely cross' for a few years now, but I'm experimenting with some new approaches.

I have this new thing. When I read sad news I can do nothing about. I do, a squat or a push up or some muscle strength thing. Just one.

We are still in early testing (Day 3) and it seems to help?

Ziff Davis is such a good name for a smug corpo baddie in a sci-fi series.

Neither wolf recognises capitalism because it is the creation of some bad monkeys, also magazines were killed by Google adverts/FB. However both wolves can see good writing, which is something Alice Bell does.

This is a strange way of saying, I'm going to buy your book right now.

Oh look it's another data point to suggest this is all a mirage.

Off topic but: YOU ARE ALICE BELL FROM RPS*!!!!

*Yes I am aware you contain multitudes but also this is how I know of you.

This is correct. If you think getting a cat sitter is hard, trying getting a cow sitter a short notice.

This dress is MEGA.

Same but instead I think of becoming a tights guy. Like this .

He can join the queuesies*

*Because I do so many word crimes there is not only a queue to complain, but more than one queue. **

**Only the best jokesies require notesies to understand them.

I'm just following the rules! Maybe we just make the plural of everything -ses on the end?

I remember this show! Because it was so good I was allowed to watch the show where he was the priest who fancied the barmaid.

Very different energy that show.

'Floppy drive? We had tape. Games screamed at us for fifteen minutes before we could play them.

Mind you finding out about games was different back then. Your two sources of information were people talking bollocks in playground or specialist magazines.'

'Tape? We had to type them in ourselves.'