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GINASMASH
@ginasmash.bsky.social
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Perpetual SadGirl™️. | Always broke. | ENM/polyam. | Existing during *waves arms around* this. | She/her. | BLM | Meme obsessed, casual Switch gamer, BBW/fatty, cat mom.
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I'm so stoked for the Shoresy Fall Classic tomorrow vs retired Long Islanders!! The driving weather is going to suck but I'm leaving work at 1230. Got an email from the arena with these details and I'm just so excited I could cry with joy.
Shoresy concessions takeover! Enjoy your favorites with a Sudbury Bulldogs twist: Pizza: Pitter Patter Pepperoni, Top Cheese Pizza Chicken Tenders and Fries: Chicken is Unbelievable Tenders Crispy Chicken Sandwiches: Chicken is Unbelievable Sandwich Fries: Une Fois Fries Nachos: Never Lose Nachos Popcorn: Players Only Popcorn Hot Dogs: Soo Hunt Hot Dog Pretzel: Veteran Pretzel Coffee: Bluester Club Coffee Ice Cream Cones: Game Sticks
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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We've only had him slightly over a year, but so far Sammy Sandwich is aka Samuel Sandwichson, Sammy My Hammy, Sammy Miami, The Ham Sandwich, Little Baby Man, Little Baby Potato, Little Potato Baby, and Little Fat Baby.
A chonky tabby and white cat with different colored eyes is resting on top of something (it's a cardboard box but you can't see it because it's) covered with brown paper. In front of him on the floor is different types of paper that he runs through and into like kids running into piles of leaves. He looks both worried and confused where he is. A chonky tabby and white cat is tummy up attacking a rope toy in between the shelves of a black end table. The picture is very slightly blurry because he is moving. His paws are resting on the shelf above him and on the arm. His tail is to the side. He looks ridiculous. A chonky tabby and white cat looks half-asleep with his tummy up and his back paws resting against the back of a dark gray chair. There is a stick in the foreground. It looks like he is falling asleep while playing (because he was. I had to tucker him out).
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
Don't have to ask for my ham sandwich aka Sammy Sandwich twice.
A chubby tabby and white cat with different colored eyes is sitting like a human on the edge of the couch, but not the correct way. He's actually facing away from the edge toward the back, and if he cleans himself, he may fall backward off the couch. There's coats for the human and paper all over the floor for the cat in the background.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ginasmash.bsky.social
🎶...Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel?
They've got catfish on the table
They've got gospel in the air
And Reverend Green be glad to see you
When you haven't got a prayer
But, boy, you've got a prayer in Memphis...🎶
Pope Leo is standing at a microphone on a stand with both hands holding the microphone. His eyes are closed. It looks like he's singing something solemn as he surrounded by people. He's singing "Walking in Memphis" by Marc Cohn.
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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He's absolutely worth it.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on a white-ish blanket. All of his legs are stretched in front of him with one front paw curled toward his body. He has a bit of a paunchy tummy.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Hi friends, one of my magistrates is looking for someone to help out in his arbitration company doing case administratotion, remotely, part time, a few hours a week and someone who might be interested in helping on the management side.

I would do it, but it's a conflict with my day job.
The specific details of the job are in this screenshot from the text message No specific requirements. The case administrator is sort of like a clerk, but with a private neutral agency. An arbitration case comes in, identify an arbitrator, make sure documents get exchanged, fees collected, hearing scheduled, deal with parties and a final determination, all consistent with our Rules. So someone who is comfortable dealing with cases, lawyers , parties and administration. They can learn the arbitration side. Payment could be hourly or a percentage. And then a second position would be to manage things, or even take over the company. It is a tiny company, and we are doing very little work, so part of it might be some marketing online to bring cases in. It could be the same person or two different people. That could be an attorney or anyone with an interest in running a small company and with trying to market online, with a percentage of whatever comes in. Any attorneys, clerks, or business people interested in a part-time situation. My current administrator wants to retire.
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
You all knew my Jubilee aka Jubee. She was an older rescue who always had a lot to say and had the most ridiculous resting judgment face (see my banner picture). I only had her for a year.

Some of you from Twitter might remember Sweetie. She was a perfect angel who I rescued and loved for 13 years.
A gray and white cat with a black nose sitting on the floor looking at the person taking the photo in a judgmental way. She was honestly actually probably trying to beg for whatever human food he had. A tabby and white cat sitting very dainty looking at the person taking the picture like she would really like pets from the person taking the picture. Her eyes are very green here.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
I did one!
The Mamdani sign that says, "IT'S SOUP FOR MY FAMILY"
November 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I, uh, don't know why this sandwich is so aggressive. But also i have questions. Just a few. But I'm not sure i should ask them.
Screenshot from Doordash that says "Pulled Pork Sandwich *thumbs up emoji* 87% (16) Smoked & shredded BBQ pork sloppy and ready for your mouth."
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
These always crack me up.
Meme of Future (the rapper) texting, but he's got an "I voted" sticker on. The text shows what he is he is saying in the text. It reads, "Zohran Mamdani is changing the world, and it reminds me how you changed mine. Let's hope New York don't drop the ball, like how I dropped you. I'm sorry. "
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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Waiting outside the doctor's office to get my ear/cough/etc checked out. But I voted!
A white woman sitting in a car. She is smiling awkwardly and wearing pink glasses. She is moving her plaid jacket to show a pink shirt with an "I voted" sticker.
November 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from this devil's advocate. (If I wasn't wearing a mask because of this cold, I'd also be wearing fangs.)
A white woman wearing a dusty red three-piece suit. She has ombre devil horns that are slightly off-center. Because she's wearing bluish glasses, it is hard to see the red and smokey eye makeup. She is smirking a bit. Same white woman. But now at an angle. She is wearing a dusty red three-piece suit. She has ombre devil horns. Because she's wearing bluish glasses, it is hard to see the red and smokey eye makeup. She looks serious. Same white woman wearing the dusty red suit and ombre devil horns. She is smiling. And the picture is closer to her face to make out the reddish makeup around her eyes.
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
And yes, I put my money where my mouth is (because I actually have the ability right now).
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October 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
The only royalty I recognize.
A tabby and white cat kind of sitting up like a human in a dark gray chair. He is facing the camera. He looks judgmental but really he is trying to formulate anything in that little head of his. There is a TV in the background. This is what i jokingly call the king chair because it is the video game chair. Clearly it Sammy Sandwich's chair.
October 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
Hello, Chicago. You are very nice to be in.
A photograph taken from the 8th floor so you can see the Chicago Theatre sign. The sign says "twas the night before/...cirque du soleil/December 11-28". On the street there are a lot of items showing there is construction/roadwork."
October 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
ginasmash.bsky.social
Okay, so I'm starting to look at more things to do in New Orleans because that is kind of my wild card (and I got an email from the hotel I'm staying at with added stuff). Some of these adventures are very much specific to my interests. Vampires? Jazz? History? Ladies of the night???
A screenshot of the "joieful experiences" website showing "French Quarter Tour - Brothels, Bordellos, and Ladies of the Night" from Two Chicks Walking Tours. 2 hour, adult only tour for $41. Below that is a calendar for October.
October 4, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I partake in "life is stressful and terrible" and "cute kitty!". Here is a cute kitty! for your timeline.
A chubby tabby and white cat is laying on his side with his front paws doing that bunny thing cats do sometimes. He is in the middle of the floor. Knowing him, he wanted to roll over and squeak to get attention and show how pitiful and sad he is.
October 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Don't mind me over here crying about my cat loving me and resting his little head against my leg and showing me his belly while he sleeps next to me with his eyes covered. .
A chubby tabby and white cat is sleeping with his head resting against a leg in black and gray plaid pajama pants with white stars. A chubby tabby and white cat is sleeping with his belly out and kind of up and one arm covering his eyes.
September 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Monica, why are you showing up as spam??
A screenshot of bluesky in dark mode showing Monica's three posts unhidden but marked as spam. The first says, "Another man at the bar has fallen in love with me. I'm getting like one a day at this place." Posted 44 minutes ago. The second says, "I'm a Rogers Park Ten. [derogatory]" Posted 39 minutes ago. The last says, "Oh no. Now I drink for free." Posted 23 minutes ago. None of these are spam.
September 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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These always crack me up and I'm glad it's relevant to the discussion.
A white hand is loading a gun (maybe? It's a weird angle and really hard to actually tell but it's heavily implied by the background photo) with uncooked penne pasta. In the background is one of those generic Italian chef statues with a mustache, but he is holding a gun to his head. At the top it says, "pasta la vista". The Swedish chef is holding a long gun off some sort. It says, "you mama'd your last-a mia."
September 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
ginasmash.bsky.social
To the tune of "Little Saint Nick":

🎶 Lil fat baby🎶
A tabby and white cat is sleeping with a slight smile in his face. He has a chubby little belly. A tabby and white cat is upside down with his paw curled against his face. This pose is hard to describe but is very cat. A tabby and white cat is laying pathetically on a cardboard box. The cardboard box is squished and almost flattened under him. He looks pathetic. A tabby and white cat is belly up but you cannot see his face. His white paws are coming through a hole in the box. His back paws are up and you can see his chubby belly.
August 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Samuel Sandwichson absolutely agrees with Sandal. It is an affront to cats and society to leave the bed.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on top of a blue comforter. A tabby and white cat is sleeping on top of a blue comforter pressed against the outline of legs which are hidden under the comforter. The tail is closer to the person taking the photo. A tabby and white cat is laying upside down on a blue comforter. He is belly up and he is doing bunny-arms as we call them.
August 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is the face of no ragerts.
A tabby and white cat is awake but upside down as if he was sleeping and his slumber was disturbed. His front paw is under his chin. And you can see a fang. His nose and mouth are very pink.
August 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Any excuse to share this meme that still cracks me up 4-5 years later.
Meme that says "in this house we stand for the flag" (which has a picture of an old white man wearing a ww2 veteran's hat saluting the original rainbow pride flag) "and kneel for the Cross (cross is in the animal crossing font)" (which has an old white man praying to an Animal crossing Nintendo switch).
July 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Please enjoy these cat pics of Samuel Sandwichson being the babiest of babies.
A tabby and white cat is sleeping on a light gray couch and fuzzy white blanket while using the armrest of the couch and an extension cord cable as a pillow (he loves sleeping against cables for some reason, if I move it, he will try to get close to it if possible). A white paw is sticking out of a hole in the side of a bjs box. Two white paws and a dark tail that looks like it is moving is sticking out the other side of the box. (He is in feisty mode.) A tabby and white cat plopped on his side trying to look ridiculous/pathetic. (He's fine, he just does this after eating and while playing for attention even while getting attention.) A tabby and white cat has his back to the camera but is turned his neck over his shoulder (?) so that his face is facing the camera. His tail is very stripey. (He was also in feisty mode and was showing no ragerts for his attack of momma's leg minutes before this picture was taken.)
July 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM