Paul Gilzow
@gilzow.com
Developer Relations Engineer at Platform.sh. Web app security evangelist. Runs on passion and coffee. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
If you're in Ottawa, come check out my presentation on end-to-end testing at @wordcampcanada.bsky.social WCEH this Friday, Oct 17th!
canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
October 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If you're in Ottawa, come check out my presentation on end-to-end testing at @wordcampcanada.bsky.social WCEH this Friday, Oct 17th!
canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
#boycotdisney
Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
September 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
#boycotdisney
Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
The brilliance of the diamonds on Taylor’s ring. Travis, you've outdone yourself. Zoom in to see for yourselves. No, really, Zoom in. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The brilliance of the diamonds on Taylor’s ring. Travis, you've outdone yourself. Zoom in to see for yourselves. No, really, Zoom in. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Has anyone figured out how to successfully disable Gemini @googlegemini.bsky.social in Gmail? I already have "smart features" disabled in my workspace settings, but Gemini keeps coming back EVERY DAY.
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Has anyone figured out how to successfully disable Gemini @googlegemini.bsky.social in Gmail? I already have "smart features" disabled in my workspace settings, but Gemini keeps coming back EVERY DAY.
In one screenshot, we have an email sent to the GOP from @KenPaxtonTX. The message? Fear. Uncertainty. Death.
The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
In one screenshot, we have an email sent to the GOP from @KenPaxtonTX. The message? Fear. Uncertainty. Death.
The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
Scariest pumpkin of them all? Not if you're on @platformsh where you don't have to be scared of deploying on Fridays!
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Scariest pumpkin of them all? Not if you're on @platformsh where you don't have to be scared of deploying on Fridays!
Go home @Grammarly; you're drunk
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Go home @Grammarly; you're drunk
Look who I ran into
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hamlin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hamlin
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Look who I ran into
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hamlin
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Hamlin
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I love paying for @paramountplus and at least once a week getting this screen. 😡
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
I love paying for @paramountplus and at least once a week getting this screen. 😡
tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest. 🤣
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest. 🤣
It's 2024. Why are we still limiting the special characters you can use in a password? (cough @WhovaSupport cough)
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
It's 2024. Why are we still limiting the special characters you can use in a password? (cough @WhovaSupport cough)
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
.@Target your site stops working often enough that you should consider adding a http://status.target.com public status checker.
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
.@Target your site stops working often enough that you should consider adding a http://status.target.com public status checker.
"Good code is self documenting" falls apart when it comes to business logic since that logic is sometimes anything but logical. It's important to document those areas in your code. #FLDC24
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
"Good code is self documenting" falls apart when it comes to business logic since that logic is sometimes anything but logical. It's important to document those areas in your code. #FLDC24
Uh, no @SamsClub, not even close.
November 18, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Uh, no @SamsClub, not even close.
Super tiny coffee cup, regular sized glass for scale (no bananas were available)
December 9, 2023 at 9:39 AM
Super tiny coffee cup, regular sized glass for scale (no bananas were available)
Come join me in the @platformsh track at 11:55a today. If you aren't able to make it (as there are also great talks in the other tracks) stop by the http://platform.sh booth this afternoon and all me any questions you might have! #SymfonyCon https://twitter.com/platformsh/status/1732989909038670203
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Come join me in the @platformsh track at 11:55a today. If you aren't able to make it (as there are also great talks in the other tracks) stop by the http://platform.sh booth this afternoon and all me any questions you might have! #SymfonyCon https://twitter.com/platformsh/status/1732989909038670203
