Paul Gilzow
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Paul Gilzow
@gilzow.com
Developer Relations Engineer at Platform.sh. Web app security evangelist. Runs on passion and coffee. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer.
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I remember being told in the early 2000s that PHP was a toy language and if I were serious about professional development, I should switch to a "serious" language.
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you're in Ottawa, come check out my presentation on end-to-end testing at @wordcampcanada.bsky.social WCEH this Friday, Oct 17th!
canada.wordcamp.org/2025/session...
October 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#boycotdisney
Cancelled my Disney+ and Hulu
September 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The brilliance of the diamonds on Taylor’s ring. Travis, you've outdone yourself. Zoom in to see for yourselves. No, really, Zoom in. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
August 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Has anyone figured out how to successfully disable Gemini @googlegemini.bsky.social in Gmail? I already have "smart features" disabled in my workspace settings, but Gemini keeps coming back EVERY DAY.
February 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
In one screenshot, we have an email sent to the GOP from @KenPaxtonTX. The message? Fear. Uncertainty. Death.
The other is from the @KamalaHQ team sent to Democrats. The message? Unity. Hope for our country's future, TOGETHER.
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Go vote!
November 5, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Scariest pumpkin of them all? Not if you're on @platformsh where you don't have to be scared of deploying on Fridays!
November 18, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Go home @Grammarly; you're drunk
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
.@stevector doing whatever it takes to help attendees learn. #HEWeb24 @HighEdWeb #DPC9
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I love paying for @paramountplus and at least once a week getting this screen. 😡
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
tell me you live in the Midwest without telling me you live in the Midwest. 🤣
November 18, 2024 at 12:36 AM
It's 2024. Why are we still limiting the special characters you can use in a password? (cough @WhovaSupport cough)
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
.@Target your site stops working often enough that you should consider adding a http://status.target.com public status checker.
November 18, 2024 at 12:34 AM
"Good code is self documenting" falls apart when it comes to business logic since that logic is sometimes anything but logical. It's important to document those areas in your code. #FLDC24
November 18, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Uh, no @SamsClub, not even close.
November 18, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Super tiny coffee cup, regular sized glass for scale (no bananas were available)
December 9, 2023 at 9:39 AM
Come join me in the @platformsh track at 11:55a today. If you aren't able to make it (as there are also great talks in the other tracks) stop by the http://platform.sh booth this afternoon and all me any questions you might have! #SymfonyCon https://twitter.com/platformsh/status/1732989909038670203
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
ALL of this.
December 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM