“…part of me wants to meet Mary Wells Lawrence (her picture graces the desktop of my computer) and part of me is terrified that she’d eat me for lunch.” Love this entire piece Martin ❤️👏🏼

Thank you Steve, appreciate your ears :)
ps. Couldn’t agree more re The Muppets

Thanks Auntie G x
ps. Cheers from us both in Perth!

Terms and conditions always apply Mario, you know this

Also, if you say “G’day” in front a mirror 3 times a man in a mullet appears and shoves a shrimp up your barbie.

Yes thanks. Just. But, we had a false dawn and mother in law has been struck down with a bad migraine so we’re still not a fully fit team 🤦 but @dr-draper.bsky.social has just arrived in town so maybe he can remedy us all :)

I’ll see your 15, and raise you 22 to Sydney (for a few days) and then 5 to Perth. With no northern lights. 🤦