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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I am agreeing with Marjorie TG holy fkn shit
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Huge news: the ring morphology of L. tridentata is not a special efficiency disadvantage, according to early data. The "CVI" is a measure of canopy area per meter of long axis expansion. Meaning = if the ring was formed due to simple "die out" of the center, the CVI for ring VS nonring, full shrub..
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Little bastard took me 2 nights, the FF-X7 Core Fighter
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't get it. Is there like even more evidence besides what we already know? What would it be? Why hadn't it leaked yet already?

Struggling to understand how there isnt a literal, historical, forceful "regime change" occurring RIGHT NOW

#epstein
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
One time I googled "ms rachel controversies" because I didn't know her and kept hearing this name everywhere. The "controversies" was just a bunch of badass and righteous shit she's done so ya this rings true
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
@skepchick.org saw you in the epstein emails DEMANDING to know why weirdo @lkrauss1.bsky.social was defending him well after sexual violence was known.

WELL DONE!

INCREDIBLE WORK

I NOTICED
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I AINT EVER GONNA WATCH HEIDIS PODCAST TONAYY!
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Shout out to these young survivors and similar folks. Could you imagine being at the total mercy of the most powerful people in the universe? At a time when they are feeling maybe embarrassed or vulnerable? How dangerous that, itself, is?
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey what happened to all those pizza gate dudes? I think i maybe found some stuff for them to do
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I need to sleep on it but I THINK my Width Study on ancient creosote rings uncovered 2 major "rules" about their development:
1. External (adaptive response): the ring becomes thinner in wetter areas
2. Internal (growth rule): the ring becomes thicker with increased long axis (increased age)
...
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Cannot believe this is a brand new thought for me
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@mpbx3003.bsky.social good news I verified data is good on my earlier Width Study. Here's what it showed, confirmed.
• in areas with less rain, the ring sections are thickest
• in areas with more rain, the ring sections are thinnest
• we would expect the opposite in a "center die off" model
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@mpbx3003.bsky.social ok so I discovered an error in my excel formula that ruins everything and I simply cannot trust the data from paper from today. Glad i spent a bit more rigor on the data just now. Back to the lab to generate trustable data. Sorry for the confusion
Still extremely helpful
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh "I have been temporarily muted from this subreddit"? As if anyone was listening to me ANYWAY
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November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Thanks for the chat @mpbx3003.bsky.social because I have a clearer path forward now. Previously, Dr. McAuliffe and I had developed a brand new "vigor index" (photo). This is basically just a canopy vol / long axis and is an expression of spacial efficiency...
November 14, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Im such a dumb idiot. I called this study to determine the largest a creosote can get before it will ring the "Hot Singles" study (single shrubs, no ring) and now its in a bunch of emails with really smart people
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Everything else redacted
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@lkrauss1.bsky.social sir im working on an intriguing hypothesis: a lot of you bug looking freakmen turn into sex pests resulting from 1. A devastating lack of "game" and 2. Looking like Alan dershowitz but BOTH factors MUST be present any comment sir?
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Im not laughing at the sexual violence. Im laughing because @lkrauss1.bsky.social was a loser in college and grew up to be an even bigger disgusting loser LMAO
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Hey Krauss what did you mean by this exactly please? @lkrauss1.bsky.social fucking loser
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@mpbx3003.bsky.social Real scientists would be horrified by this and maybe discount me entirely as a total noob
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I got it! #polyploidism allows new traits to develop or improve without sacrificing the original function. Creosote rings are polyploidy because this allows genetic plasticity needed to execute higher-strategy functions like the ring. It doesn't really matter so much if the individual...
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM