GI Joe Bot
@gijoebot.bsky.social
Creates a random GI Joe figure every four hours. No AI involved.
'Ensign Black Fox': This U.S. Navy paramedic has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of brown and stark tan with dull purple highlights. Figure includes: removable diving gear, snow shoes and scarf.
February 18, 2026 at 11:55 AM
'Ensign Black Fox': This U.S. Navy paramedic has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of brown and stark tan with dull purple highlights. Figure includes: removable diving gear, snow shoes and scarf.
'Agent White Manta': This communications specialist has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in dark pink and neon yellow with an ugly shade of gray highlights. Figure includes: American Flag, pistol with removable silencer and sticker sheet.
February 18, 2026 at 7:56 AM
'Agent White Manta': This communications specialist has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in dark pink and neon yellow with an ugly shade of gray highlights. Figure includes: American Flag, pistol with removable silencer and sticker sheet.
'Major Silver Rhino': This U.S. Army desert trooper has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of peach and neon purple with light pink highlights. Figure includes: bullhorn, oars and landmines.
February 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
'Major Silver Rhino': This U.S. Army desert trooper has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of peach and neon purple with light pink highlights. Figure includes: bullhorn, oars and landmines.
'Sgt. Silver Dragon': This communications specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of brown and stark maroon with light purple highlights. Figure includes: nunchucks, dog, bow and ninja claw.
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
'Sgt. Silver Dragon': This communications specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of brown and stark maroon with light purple highlights. Figure includes: nunchucks, dog, bow and ninja claw.
'Admiral Out Flame': This U.S. Navy infantry squad leader has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look smug. They're dressed primarily in dull brown and blue with a strange shade of denim highlights. Figure includes: removable vest, American Flag, parachute and sai.
February 17, 2026 at 7:56 PM
'Admiral Out Flame': This U.S. Navy infantry squad leader has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look smug. They're dressed primarily in dull brown and blue with a strange shade of denim highlights. Figure includes: removable vest, American Flag, parachute and sai.
'Sub Law': This underwater demolitions specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of black and tan with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: bazooka, flamethrower, microfigure of Frostbite, sai, laser pistol and removable vest.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'Sub Law': This underwater demolitions specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of black and tan with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: bazooka, flamethrower, microfigure of Frostbite, sai, laser pistol and removable vest.
'Capt. Crank': This hostile environment specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull yellow and neon olive with dark blue highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, ax and removable diving gear.
February 17, 2026 at 11:55 AM
'Capt. Crank': This hostile environment specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull yellow and neon olive with dark blue highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, ax and removable diving gear.
'Admiral Silver Manta': This U.S. Coast Guard character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in dull pink and bright aqua with stark gold highlights. Figure includes: katana, guille suit, sniper rifle, video camera and grenades.
February 17, 2026 at 7:56 AM
'Admiral Silver Manta': This U.S. Coast Guard character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in dull pink and bright aqua with stark gold highlights. Figure includes: katana, guille suit, sniper rifle, video camera and grenades.
'Codename: Slip Soldier': This flight instructor has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gray and light olive with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: grenade launcher and tommy gun.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
'Codename: Slip Soldier': This flight instructor has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gray and light olive with dull tan highlights. Figure includes: grenade launcher and tommy gun.
'Seaman Beach Mercury': This U.S. Coast Guard dog handler has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark gold and an ugly shade of aqua with faded red highlights. Figure includes: nunchucks, rifle and microfigure of Frostbite.
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 PM
'Seaman Beach Mercury': This U.S. Coast Guard dog handler has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark gold and an ugly shade of aqua with faded red highlights. Figure includes: nunchucks, rifle and microfigure of Frostbite.
'Chief High Side': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look weathered. They're dressed primarily in black and an ugly shade of orange with neon copper highlights. Figure includes: riot shield and "weedwhacker" gun.
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 PM
'Chief High Side': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look weathered. They're dressed primarily in black and an ugly shade of orange with neon copper highlights. Figure includes: riot shield and "weedwhacker" gun.
'Captain Wise': This U.S. Army mountain trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of blue and neon pink with dull orange highlights. Figure includes: bow, crossbow, laser rifle and shield.
February 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'Captain Wise': This U.S. Army mountain trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of blue and neon pink with dull orange highlights. Figure includes: bow, crossbow, laser rifle and shield.
'Major Wet Spit': This U.S. Marine Corps anti-aircraft specialist has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look angry. They're dressed primarily in dull white and faded yellow with dark gold highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, snow shoes and antenna.
February 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
'Major Wet Spit': This U.S. Marine Corps anti-aircraft specialist has blond hair and a face sculpt that makes them look angry. They're dressed primarily in dull white and faded yellow with dark gold highlights. Figure includes: "weedwhacker" gun, snow shoes and antenna.
'Agent Ice': This U.S. Army frogman has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look crazy. They're dressed primarily in dark copper and shiny pink with faded tan highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, assault rifle, snow shoes and ski-mask.
February 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
'Agent Ice': This U.S. Army frogman has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look crazy. They're dressed primarily in dark copper and shiny pink with faded tan highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, assault rifle, snow shoes and ski-mask.
'Admiral Musk Plank': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look smug. They're dressed primarily in faded black and neon yellow with shiny red highlights. Figure includes: football-on-a-stick and assault rifle.
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 AM
'Admiral Musk Plank': This U.S. Navy character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look smug. They're dressed primarily in faded black and neon yellow with shiny red highlights. Figure includes: football-on-a-stick and assault rifle.
'Commander Switch Flare': This U.S. Coast Guard character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of green and shiny black with bright olive highlights. Figure includes: jet pack, removable vest, removable vest, "weedwhacker" gun
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
'Commander Switch Flare': This U.S. Coast Guard character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look worn out. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of green and shiny black with bright olive highlights. Figure includes: jet pack, removable vest, removable vest, "weedwhacker" gun
'Captain Anti- Sea': This U.S. Air Force psy-ops specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in aqua and shiny black with neon white highlights. Figure includes: removable diving gear and punching bag.
February 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
'Captain Anti- Sea': This U.S. Air Force psy-ops specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in aqua and shiny black with neon white highlights. Figure includes: removable diving gear and punching bag.
'Specialist Rail': This U.S. Marine Corps S.W.A.T. trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull black and bright pink with shiny aqua highlights. Figure includes: binoculars, video camera, grappling hook, riot shield and bipod.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'Specialist Rail': This U.S. Marine Corps S.W.A.T. trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull black and bright pink with shiny aqua highlights. Figure includes: binoculars, video camera, grappling hook, riot shield and bipod.
'Sgt. Lead Puma': This commando has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of green and dull brown with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: comic book reprint, pistol with removable silencer, knife, flashlight and sniper rifle.
February 15, 2026 at 11:56 AM
'Sgt. Lead Puma': This commando has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of green and dull brown with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: comic book reprint, pistol with removable silencer, knife, flashlight and sniper rifle.
'Lt. Colonel Bomb Whistle': This combat information specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in light gray and dull tan with faded gray highlights. Figure includes: medkit, crossbow, parachute, rocket launcher and jet pack.
February 15, 2026 at 7:56 AM
'Lt. Colonel Bomb Whistle': This combat information specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in light gray and dull tan with faded gray highlights. Figure includes: medkit, crossbow, parachute, rocket launcher and jet pack.
'Chief Grease Heavy': This U.S. Navy astronaut has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gold and dull pink with bright gold highlights. Figure includes: nightstick and bolt cutters.
February 15, 2026 at 3:55 AM
'Chief Grease Heavy': This U.S. Navy astronaut has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look bored. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gold and dull pink with bright gold highlights. Figure includes: nightstick and bolt cutters.
'Colonel Break Spider': This U.S. Marine Corps ninja has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in stark white and bright purple with dark purple highlights. Figure includes: kayak, bipod, assault rifle, sniper rifle, sniper rifle, pistol with removable silencer and binoculars.
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
'Colonel Break Spider': This U.S. Marine Corps ninja has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in stark white and bright purple with dark purple highlights. Figure includes: kayak, bipod, assault rifle, sniper rifle, sniper rifle, pistol with removable silencer and binoculars.
'Colonel Sabre Bend': This U.S. Army character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gray and bright maroon with bright aqua highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, medkit and kayak.
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
'Colonel Sabre Bend': This U.S. Army character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of gray and bright maroon with bright aqua highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, medkit and kayak.
'General Wrench': This U.S. Air Force character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in dark copper and an ugly shade of orange with light black highlights. Figure includes: ninja claw, ninja claw, assault rifle and submachine gun.
February 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
'General Wrench': This U.S. Air Force character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in dark copper and an ugly shade of orange with light black highlights. Figure includes: ninja claw, ninja claw, assault rifle and submachine gun.
'Major Whistle Walk': This anti-tank specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon maroon and shiny silver with dark red highlights. Figure includes: duffel bag, ax, sai, medkit, submachine gun, bipod and sticker sheet.
February 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
'Major Whistle Walk': This anti-tank specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon maroon and shiny silver with dark red highlights. Figure includes: duffel bag, ax, sai, medkit, submachine gun, bipod and sticker sheet.