Hermetically Sealed Joshua
@gibbleshanks.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 He/Him
👬🏻 Married and daddy to 🐶&🐱
🌵 SLC > SoCal transplant
🧙🏻♂️ Writer/editor, Nintendo and fantasy lover
🔞 Caution: I may post, like, or comment on NSFW content.
👬🏻 Married and daddy to 🐶&🐱
🌵 SLC > SoCal transplant
🧙🏻♂️ Writer/editor, Nintendo and fantasy lover
🔞 Caution: I may post, like, or comment on NSFW content.
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Is it too late to give it all up and become a bog witch?
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
Tonight’s themed watch (because it’s September 1, of course) boxd.it/1Zk8
Grease 2 (1982)
It's 1961, two years after the original Grease gang graduated, and there's a new crop of seniors and new members of the coolest cliques on campus, the Pink Ladies and T-Birds. Michael Carrington is th...
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September 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Tonight’s themed watch (because it’s September 1, of course) boxd.it/1Zk8
Latest Marvel (re)watch 🦸🏽♀️🎥 boxd.it/aWeu4d
A ★★★ review of Fantastic Four (2005)
A very fun first act—and not just because of shirtless Chris Evans (but mostly that)
boxd.it
September 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Latest Marvel (re)watch 🦸🏽♀️🎥 boxd.it/aWeu4d
Coffee + home gym workout = doing ok on this Sat morn
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Coffee + home gym workout = doing ok on this Sat morn
waking up to my bluesky feed this morning
a man wearing a headband holds a bag of popcorn in front of a purple wall
Alt: a smiling man puts a tin foil hat on his head
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August 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
waking up to my bluesky feed this morning
Ok this one at least has a plot and suspense and characterization
August 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ok this one at least has a plot and suspense and characterization
Let’s go, Conjuring Cinematic Universe (chronological order) boxd.it/fBkw
The Nun (2018)
A priest with a dark past and a novice nearing her final vows are sent by the Vatican to Romania to investigate a nun's death and face a demonic force.
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August 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Let’s go, Conjuring Cinematic Universe (chronological order) boxd.it/fBkw
Welcome to 41 🎈
August 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Welcome to 41 🎈
This is the face of someone trying to soothe stress with exercise. Will it work? It’s a crapshoot
August 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is the face of someone trying to soothe stress with exercise. Will it work? It’s a crapshoot
Tonight’s watch was … well, I don’t actually know what it was boxd.it/z4iM
The Deliverance (2024)
Ebony Jackson, a struggling single mother fighting her personal demons, moves her family into a new home for a fresh start. But when strange occurrences inside the home raise the suspicions of Child P...
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August 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Tonight’s watch was … well, I don’t actually know what it was boxd.it/z4iM
What’s your favorite cruising spot? I’ll go first:
August 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
What’s your favorite cruising spot? I’ll go first:
Flash flood warning in the desert 🫨
August 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Flash flood warning in the desert 🫨
Tonight’s (re)watch ♻️ 🎥 boxd.it/2aXU
28 Days Later (2002)
Twenty-eight days after a killer virus was accidentally unleashed from a British research facility, a small group of London survivors are caught in a desperate struggle to protect themselves from the ...
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August 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tonight’s (re)watch ♻️ 🎥 boxd.it/2aXU
Now (re)watching ♻️ 🎥 boxd.it/1a8q
Blade: Trinity (2004)
For years, Blade has fought against the vampires in the cover of the night. But now, after falling into the crosshairs of the FBI, he is forced out into the daylight, where he is driven to join forces...
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August 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Now (re)watching ♻️ 🎥 boxd.it/1a8q
Finally watched the S4 finale. jfc this show 😮💨 srlzd.com/s/2147b
The Bear (TV Series 2022) - Serializd
Back for seconds.. Carmy, a young fine-dining chef, comes home to Chicago to run his family sandwich shop. As he fights to transform the shop and himself, he works alongside a rough-around-the-edges c...
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August 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Finally watched the S4 finale. jfc this show 😮💨 srlzd.com/s/2147b
Now rewatching 📺 srlzd.com/s/5f
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series 1997) - Serializd
Get home before dark.. Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of dar...
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August 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Now rewatching 📺 srlzd.com/s/5f
Look at this sweet sweepy gorl
August 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Look at this sweet sweepy gorl
My non-Pokémon-playing husband’s response to me showing him Mega Victreebel
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
My non-Pokémon-playing husband’s response to me showing him Mega Victreebel
Who else shouts “OH, BANANA” every time this happens? Just me?
August 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Who else shouts “OH, BANANA” every time this happens? Just me?
Been a minute.
August 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Been a minute.
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the problem with slop is that it's everywhere and unserious. slop feels beneath anything except passive attention. as more slop is made, and more of daily life is saturated with it, the more our attention is dominated by unserious things designed to be beneath notice (cheap, ephemeral, disposable)
August 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the problem with slop is that it's everywhere and unserious. slop feels beneath anything except passive attention. as more slop is made, and more of daily life is saturated with it, the more our attention is dominated by unserious things designed to be beneath notice (cheap, ephemeral, disposable)
Successfully dodged a spear phishing attempt from someone texting me claiming to be the ceo of the company I’m contracted for
a cartoon of princess peach with the words oh did i win
Alt: a gif of princess peach serving cunt with the words oh did i win
media.tenor.com
July 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Successfully dodged a spear phishing attempt from someone texting me claiming to be the ceo of the company I’m contracted for
This sweet lady 🥺
July 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This sweet lady 🥺
Post-work cooldown
July 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Post-work cooldown
Sadie looks happy but it’s just 100 degrees at 8pm
July 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sadie looks happy but it’s just 100 degrees at 8pm