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Ghost of Orgies Past
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This account has been nuked by BlueSky for reasons they refuse to explain or address. Please follow me @vwwhitmore
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I'm not far behind you lol
Embrace Autism Score Total: 178 Language subtotal: 12 Social relatedness subtotal: 85 Sensory/motor subtotal: 47 Circumscribed interests subtotal: 34
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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She summoned her brother Diddle with her honking.
A black cat with one cropped ear stands on a moss and vine covered patch of pavement. His name is Diddle and he's a neighborhood stray. Our neighbor takes very good care of him and got him fixed and vaccinated.
February 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Stray cat sighting of the morning, or as we call it, honk o'clock.
February 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The devil's on the shoulder whispering about arson again.
A black cat lays on a man's back, it's claws visible on his shoulder, whiskers tickling his ear. He is wearing a black shirt, and has brown hair and fair skin. In the background is a small black desk lamp, a purple Scentsy lamp, a few books, a shelf, and several welcome to night Vale posters on a light purple wall. The cat's name is Agnes. She's so mean she protects her human from nosey roommates through fear of her claws alone.
January 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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I can't offer much in the way of memes but I can offer photos of Pancake Circus during this trying time.
A painted store front advertising an early bird special for $8.99 which includes one egg, two bacon, one pancake and your choice of potatoes. The images are one traditional looking cartoon clown in red and yellow, one blue poodle clown in a birthday hat and lots of balloons. A glass display counter housing just dozens and dozens of small porcelain clowns. There have to be at least 50. On their own none of them standout but together it looks like an acid trip while watching Dumbo. A wooden sign features a clown holding a sign that says please wait to be seated. There is another display case packed to the hills with clowns. Booths are visible here, as are Winnie the Pooh knockoff wall decor and a dingy maroon carpet. A photo taken from a booth at Pancake Circus. The Winnie the Pooh knockoff wall hanging are more visible, as is a clown statue hanging from the ceiling.
January 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Fed, happy, and reading a book with father.
A black cat sits on the shoulder of a white man with green eyes, brown hair, and a patchy beard. In the background is a purple wall, a lamp, Welcome to Night Vale posters, and the corners of other artworks. Again this is not a safe distance for you to be from this cat. She is only kind to her father and everyone else is at risk of bites, infection, and being spurned by something you desperately want to love.
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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For a young woman who never learned to tell time she sure does know what hour dinner is. She's gonna stare at me and pat my arm till I feed her.
A black cat with green eyes and large pupils sits on a black comforter on an otherwise colorful bed. In the background is a purple wall and a large fan. The cat's name is Agnes and she did once give someone a yeast infection simply for being in this room while not accompanied by her father so best to back away slowly.
January 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Oh shit I owe you people cat pictures. These are all the cats I live with, descriptions in alt text.
This is Agnes. She's an all black void baby with big green eyes. In this picture I am scratching her chin and you can see my foot which means if you're reading this you owe me $5. Agnes is a monster baby accused of tax fraud, war crimes, and treason. She misses at everything and everyone but me and once gave someone a yeast infection. This is Eclipse. She's a grey tabby with green eyes that are crossed and a curly tail. In this picture she's sitting in a white chair and looking up at the camera. Eclipse is FIV positive and a little balance impaired. We are long term fostering her because her human is having some issues. Eclipse wants nothing but cuddles from humans and every other animal can fuck right off thank you very much. This is Captain Crunch Wrap Supreme. He is a long haired buff tabby. In this picture he is laying on his back and screaming into the abyss on a grey couch. Crunch is a cat's cat. He doesn't care much for people but he adores other cats. He's also a little skittish but he's three now and that means he's a brave little toaster and is better at receiving pets. Crunch is my roommate's cat. This is Beetle aka Senator aka Senator Swivels aka Senator Stinkums aka Senator Sussy Paws aka Bug Boy. He is a one year old tuxedo cat with white whiskers, paws, and chest markings. In this picture he is standing on a white table in front of a window. Beetle loves everything and everyone and wants attention and to be played with more than he wants to be breathing. He is also a dirtbag teenager who causes many problems and is the most graceless cat in existence. He belongs to my roommates.
January 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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For the second test, Smolinski was flying it with Blake riding shotgun. The wing strut again failed, and not a trained stunt pilot, the car plummeted, killing both inventors in a ball of fire. The crash happened on 9/11. Never forget.
Newspaper clipping from 1973. Caption reads "Here is where the flying pinto crashed near Oxnard Airport. Blazing crash killed two men who developed the land-air vehicle". The wreckage is nearly indecipherable aside from one wing sticking up.
January 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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It's my third day on bsky and so I'm actually doing this way too late, but it's very important to me that all of you know that someone put wings on a fucking Ford Pinto and made it fly.
A red Ford Pinto with butter yellow wings hangs in the air, looking like a Frankenstein hot wheel car on a collision course with God. Headline reads "Ford Pinto Flying Car Crash".
January 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I'm new to bsky and have a few essays I'd love to share to get this account started. The first is a piece about my mother, who she thought I was, who I grew to be, and the uncrossable canyon between those two people. 📖#BluePit #me #P #A #LGBT
https://buff.ly/40uGv8l
Image: Photo of amethyst with dark purple circular text box. Text: My mother had a daughter once but lost me before she felt the shock of my absence. I am told she's been calling the musical name she gave me, hoping for the response from all those years ago when the streetlights came on and I was due home. She will never get an answer. "My Mother Had a Daughter Once"
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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My bsky tutor walked away so I'm posting R rated mimic. Promises made promises kept people..
A small trunk with Lisa Frank style rainbow zebra print with many multicolored, tentacle, rainbow gummy worms looking dildos erupting from within.
January 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM