Sephiroth Had the Right Idea but Wrong Execution
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Sephiroth Had the Right Idea but Wrong Execution
@ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social
Overthinking FFVII since 2007. Twitter escapee. Sephiroth enjoyer. Really good at this "arrested development" thing. Can I still be a crazy cat lady even though I only have one? freelanceexorcist.tumblr.com
Mr. Flerken, half asleep and purring his little heart out. My boy.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
OK, snow, you were pretty the first two days, but you can go ahead and fuck right off now.
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 PM
You don't even want to know what sacrifice was required in order to get some time on a UNIVAC I.
i remember when the computer still demanded blood. my dad's Tandy took a mere pinprick from your finger, which was a revolutionary advancement from the bulky machines of the 80's that required a thimbleful to access usenet for a day. that itself was an improvement on the pint needed to join ARPANET
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 11, 2026 at 11:09 AM
I’m touching The Belly. And he’s OK with it. For now. If you don’t hear from me in three days, it’s because I’ve been cut to ribbons. I’m okay with that.
January 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Fleten doesn’t sleep, he waits.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
“What do you mean you have to work on New Year’s Eve and will be asleep by 10? I made snacks!”
December 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Flerken. Flerken, my dude. You’ve got 15 blankets. Leave me one, bruh.
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
OK, Universe, I think you’re just fucking with me now. I said my my next pet would be a cat after Elizabeth transitioned, but I wasn’t expecting a cat less than a year later.
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Hey, bud. When I put you in your carrier and in the car it doesn’t mean you’re going to a new home. It just means you’ll be there for a bit and I’ll pick you up later and take you home. This is your forever home for as long as I live. I promise that.
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
It’s pieces of paper taped to the wall! I guess whoever hung it knows it won’t be there for long.
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Did any of the other Dems who won by more than .04% complain about not getting a pat on the back?
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Even being the head of a nation isn’t enough to protect us from entitled, predatory men.
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 PM
What in Caucasian Hell.
October 17, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is all they are. And just as expendable.

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October 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh, we hear the purring loud and clear! She sounds like a motorcycle idling.
Okay well if the phone mic didn't pick up the purring I guess you get a short video of a black kitten sitting on my neck and being pet with background noise (but she WAS purring, honestly!)
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We don't do what we're told, we do what is asked of us. We do what is necessary, and we do it with a chorus made up of a million different voices.
September 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I wish people cared as much about a third grade classroom getting shot up as they do about a dead Nazi incel.
September 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This morning is what the folks over at TV Tropes would call a Hope Spot:

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Hope Spot - TV Tropes
A character finds hope, but it doesn't last long.
tvtropes.org
August 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I don’t know how much substance there is to social media rumors, but I guess I’ll find out for sure if I start hearing car horns honking, people cheering, fireworks going off, church bells ringing…
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Life tip (bare minimum edition): be the person who isn’t the first one everybody thinks of when they see others saying “is he dead yet? Please tell me he’s finally dead.”
August 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
This is his reaction to “I gotta go pee, Bud.” It’s like “Do what you gotta do, Mom. I’ll just be here yelling at mice.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’ve got my eye one a place up here that has a fence and a yard. But you let me think about that, Bud. No matter where you go, I’ll be going with you, so don’t you worry about that.
August 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Procurement's failure to fill Sales' needs harms our synergy."

Oh, fuck right the hell off, you insufferable personification of an AI-generated LinkedIn bio. God forbid you should ever take responsibility for your unrealistic promises to your customer. Fuck you.
August 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
“ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH!l” Cried the General. Then he got sleepy. Oh well, the invasion of Latveria can wait another day. Out fearless leader needs nappy time. #Flerken #myhandsomeboy
August 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM