Then reality hit and it turned out that I am a person who is fully immobilized by as little as having to fill out a troublesome form

But it’s true, you are a helicopter

Nah that was a brilliant day.

I found it horrible there

You're in Boston? You absolute shit

when playing the original Ratchet and Clank on the ps2 there's a lady you can talk to to enter hoverboard races. i was always bad at being them so i just messed around in the area when i got bored trying to beat it. when i realized if i do side flips in front of her, her boobs get bigger