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ggoonmiilk.bsky.social
Cream Based
@ggoonmiilk.bsky.social
Hey guys, I'm honestly just here to goon.

Find me on twitch: https://twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk
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My face every time I see something recently:
Rub one out, take a nap, eat oatmeal. Precisely how I thought weekends in my 30s would go.
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Anyone that rides my bumper when I'm already over the speed limit is about to find out what a speed minimum is.

#petty
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
No, I don't need to become harder, the world needs to become softer.
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
On Arc Raiders I was doing a bunker mission and made a joke about the data uploads being AOL dialup... they said they don't know what AOL is.

#old
The new hire just told us she never had a Facebook page... Legit felt the room go like this
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I feel like I made an off beat poem in wordle.

(I waited two days, this isn't today's puzzle don't beat me up.)
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A tisket, a tasket - I want to much on her basket.~
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
When you pull your PC out of storage after no computer for two months, it's nice to be greeted by taste.

#ffxiv #estinien #worth #screensaver
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Today in ain't no way: some guy at my Airbnb is blasting the Rocky Balboa workout montage music while he's locked in on the toilet.
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I have moved my feets, therefore I have lost my seats.

The rule is upheld yet again.

#cat
November 3, 2025 at 12:18 AM
We've all had those mornings. Blockages do be like that.

Restarting Conscript as there were some Internet issues during the last playthrough. Come, let us rustle through the trenches together.

twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk

#Twitch #Live #PS5
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Come. We must find our broman amongst the war.

Streaming Conscript on PS5 - a WWI survival horror game centered on the Battle of Verdun.

Live on Twitch in 3...2..1...

twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I can't stop thinking about how we're speed running to an environmental collapse.

There are no pop-up achievements for this one guys. No cool shit, literally.
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
New Hyundai commercial has me thinking they love bussy in Paris.
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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She breasted boobily down the stairs.
October 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Take the initiative and wake HER up with some morning head.
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
This is how I hunt the monsters, right??

Join me for Monster Hunter: Wilds in 3...2...1...

twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk

#dumbassery #live on #twitch #hh
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Dear game devs,

Please put a mini map in the corner of your open world game 😭

Signed,
A gamer with terrible sense of direction
October 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I transformed from interview mode to grungy gamer mode, it just takes glasses.

Playing more Warframe in 3...2...1...

twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I got a triple nut non-trademark chocolate candy coated peanut.

Must be my lucky day. 🥛✌🏻

#goonlife is a #goodlife
October 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
New Tennos be like-

Playing more Warframe, maybe I'll not leap off an edge today. We'll see.

twitch.tv/ggoonmiilk
October 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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the sweetest healing milk medicine
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I mean...what if I just went up to the White House and said *I'm* the President now?

#gooner #presidency
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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yeah I know it's cursed armor but I look SO good in it
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Happy caturday.

Keep on keeping on for our fluffy ones.

#cat
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM