Samantha Bortkins
getintherobot.bsky.social
Samantha Bortkins
@getintherobot.bsky.social
Stinky butt
If the song dosent sound like it could play in a vampire night club scene then I don't want it
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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1947-2025
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I love to diversify my investment vehicles.
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I can't concentrate at all, fully in the void
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Kinda scared to go into the city. Is that stupid? I cannot make sense of anything this morning
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Terrible day for our city. Not even sure what to say, the news is making me feel ill.
December 14, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sex toys are so complicated now
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Thought I needed a facelift but actually I just needed to wax my eyebrows off
December 14, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Making my triumphant return to red hair
December 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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i honestly don’t know why but minestrone soup pisses me OFF!!!
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I have been communicating with humans again. Forgot it's good.
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I went to the torlet and a fucking huge moth flew out and attacked me.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I might be ready to communicate with other humans again
August 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The biscuit factory is open
December 17, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
They should put Mario paint on switch.who got an uncle at Nintendo
December 12, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Balatro is such an evil game but also I hope it wins the game award thingy
December 12, 2024 at 4:02 AM
December 12, 2024 at 1:38 AM
December 12, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Ahhh another day of mind numbing soul crushing depression while trying to pretend to be a functioning human at work
December 10, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Ok but can it make god rays look good
Google said its quantum computer needed less than five minutes to perform a mathematical calculation that one of the world’s most powerful supercomputers could not complete in 10 septillion years, a length of time that exceeds the age of the known universe. nyti.ms/3DaZFH5
December 10, 2024 at 6:11 AM
So glad I returned to the social media mines in time for this
December 10, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Ayeeee showa mea tha manaaffaassttoooo
December 9, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Luigi let me be your Mario
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM