F.O.
@get-effed.bsky.social
Fuck off anyone who puts 'all views are my own' here.
Vogue fucking Williams is on my bastard telly again
November 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Vogue fucking Williams is on my bastard telly again
"Who recorded the album Achtung Baby?"
"U2"
"Nah, it was nothing to do with us"
"U2"
"Nah, it was nothing to do with us"
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"Who recorded the album Achtung Baby?"
"U2"
"Nah, it was nothing to do with us"
"U2"
"Nah, it was nothing to do with us"
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 AM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Fuck, I fucking ADORE a Reliant Scimitar, me
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Fuck, I fucking ADORE a Reliant Scimitar, me
Every so often I find myself thinking about just how fucking *shoddy* the Micro Machines version of the Nissan 300ZX was
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Every so often I find myself thinking about just how fucking *shoddy* the Micro Machines version of the Nissan 300ZX was
Love that the Rootes Group decided to come up with a van that looked like the Zeroids from Terrahawks
October 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Love that the Rootes Group decided to come up with a van that looked like the Zeroids from Terrahawks
LOUVRE ROBBERY: police reveal their prime suspect
October 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
LOUVRE ROBBERY: police reveal their prime suspect
Art doesn't necessarily have to be "good": one of my favourite artworks is "Dead Bod", simply because it's very silly and makes me laugh. It's basically some paint crudely daubed onto some corrugated metal. But it's great
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Art doesn't necessarily have to be "good": one of my favourite artworks is "Dead Bod", simply because it's very silly and makes me laugh. It's basically some paint crudely daubed onto some corrugated metal. But it's great
Did somebody say Porsche 944 shooting brake? I'm pretty fucking certain that they did
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Did somebody say Porsche 944 shooting brake? I'm pretty fucking certain that they did
BUT THERE'S NAKED FLESH
October 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
BUT THERE'S NAKED FLESH
The car of the discerning shagger
September 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The car of the discerning shagger
Who remembers when the Moon got comprehensively fucked off out of Earth orbit 26 years ago today? Good times
September 13, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Who remembers when the Moon got comprehensively fucked off out of Earth orbit 26 years ago today? Good times
Here's your reminder that beardy Paul McCartney is one of the most devastatingly handsome bastards that has ever lived
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Here's your reminder that beardy Paul McCartney is one of the most devastatingly handsome bastards that has ever lived
Would you like to feast your eyes upon a Bitter CD? Of course you would. You're only human
September 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Would you like to feast your eyes upon a Bitter CD? Of course you would. You're only human
25 years ago today, Nokia released the 3310. It's still got two bars of battery left now
September 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
25 years ago today, Nokia released the 3310. It's still got two bars of battery left now
What Instagram thinks I want to see:
- the '90s cartoon Daria
- reels of Usain Bolt
- Wolverhampton Wanderers
- mountains
- Paris
- Scotland's best spas
What I actually want to see:
- the '90s cartoon Daria
- reels of Usain Bolt
- Wolverhampton Wanderers
- mountains
- Paris
- Scotland's best spas
What I actually want to see:
August 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
What Instagram thinks I want to see:
- the '90s cartoon Daria
- reels of Usain Bolt
- Wolverhampton Wanderers
- mountains
- Paris
- Scotland's best spas
What I actually want to see:
- the '90s cartoon Daria
- reels of Usain Bolt
- Wolverhampton Wanderers
- mountains
- Paris
- Scotland's best spas
What I actually want to see:
On this day in 1997: a dark day for the human race as Skynet becomes self-aware
August 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
On this day in 1997: a dark day for the human race as Skynet becomes self-aware
Get a Monteverdi High Speed in your fucking eyeballs
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Get a Monteverdi High Speed in your fucking eyeballs
Happy birthday to Madonna
August 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Happy birthday to Madonna
This was THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO
August 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This was THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO