I love him! And would trick him into joining the warband without any trouble whatsoever, I can see.

Hmmmmmm.

Cool

Oh, a feeling I know all to well lol

I love my men dumb and big so I can make them dumber and bigger.

Which he'll do right in front of you, too.

Snake no longer drizzling his coils from above, as he's found the perfect patch, just as you've found the perfect companion. He's as smooth and sweet as you are warm and compliant, quite the pair... Until that stomach begins to rumble again, and he starts scoping out new trees from which to drop...

And you realize you're minding it less and less, too. The scales are so squishy, heavy but comfortable. Conforming to your curves, and moving you as much as they move along you. Pleasant hissing. Nodding when the tail tip cupping your chin demands you do so.
"Oh? You think ssso too? Wonderful~"

He won't let you go; every attempt to dislodge a coil from your arm or leg or whatever is met with another few pounds of scales against you, so slow and natural that is like fighting against the tide. Less and less exposed as more and more of his words and length wrap around you...

Going on and on about how he just washed, so he would have hated to hit the ground, you see, etc etc, while more and more of himself continues to find purchase on you (already spilling onto said ground, funnily enough). He speaks so casually, does he even know what he's doing? The squeezing?

Prepare for beak marks

Different strokes for different folks, of course, but I'm glad you enjoyed as much as you did.

Body having against those powerful coils that squeeze just hard enough to make everything bulge a little bit more, such a loud and slick mess being made, that you can only barely hear that mindless begging rise above... Makes me want to hypnotize him myself.

I sincerely hope so

Yes, YES

I love your Sir Hiss faces SO much. <333