I think we all are ❤️

“OOO LOOK AT YOUR POSH SUNGLASSES!” I trilled supportively to the taller bloke outside the Nisa, patting their lovely dog which has a Japanese name. “I THINK I’VE SEEN A FAMOUS PERSON WEARING THOSE! YOU LADS TAKE CARE BYE!”

Princess Margaret was the famous person, btw

That’s the one.

I don’t have Spotify, which easily puts me into three or four figures

Everyone likes a hotel!

As seen on social media

Now if I knew then what I know now

Not if you ask me like that, how about a bit of please and thank you. Jesus Christ

“Your neighbour, the cute ITV Anglia weather presenter with big ears, is demolishing a wall and asks if you’ll walk his dog so it’s out of the way. You grudgingly agree but confide to the dog that you’d had aspirations to wriggle free of neighbourly obligations when you won the Omaze prize draw.”