geordie rc
@geordier.bsky.social
geordie by name, geordie by nature
Watching my first Fall Out Boy music video and no offense to Mr Stump but I realise why the bass player is the popular member of this band
January 18, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Watching my first Fall Out Boy music video and no offense to Mr Stump but I realise why the bass player is the popular member of this band
Enacting the ‘Rhea Seehorn Clause’ by extending my max age range on Hinge to 53🤞
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Enacting the ‘Rhea Seehorn Clause’ by extending my max age range on Hinge to 53🤞
Enough is enough - we need to finally put an end to this madness and institute a national ban on college debates
September 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Enough is enough - we need to finally put an end to this madness and institute a national ban on college debates
I know we (rightfully) like to dunk on RFK Jr, but I also think I can clock autistic people from a quick vibe check
September 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I know we (rightfully) like to dunk on RFK Jr, but I also think I can clock autistic people from a quick vibe check
It’s my solemn promise that I will never initiate the hip hip after the birthday song. These people are profoundly and incurably sick
August 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
It’s my solemn promise that I will never initiate the hip hip after the birthday song. These people are profoundly and incurably sick
All these mfs calling their sons Noah, when Methuselah is right there
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
All these mfs calling their sons Noah, when Methuselah is right there
Do you think Dax Shepard ever feels impostor syndrome?
February 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Do you think Dax Shepard ever feels impostor syndrome?
Pronouncing metronome like astronomy
January 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Pronouncing metronome like astronomy
Can’t wait to become embroiled in something
January 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Can’t wait to become embroiled in something
The office toilet is an opportunity for camaraderie — squelches and splashes should be met with loud cheers from your stallmates, each urging each other towards victory
January 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The office toilet is an opportunity for camaraderie — squelches and splashes should be met with loud cheers from your stallmates, each urging each other towards victory
Somebody just told me I have ‘a great smile’, so if you don’t mind, this compliment will power me throughout 2025
January 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Somebody just told me I have ‘a great smile’, so if you don’t mind, this compliment will power me throughout 2025
The stupidest Pavlovian reaction I have is that every time I watch SNL’s Weekend Update, I think “Ah, the Jost with the most”
January 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The stupidest Pavlovian reaction I have is that every time I watch SNL’s Weekend Update, I think “Ah, the Jost with the most”
One of the notes in my skeet drafts simply says ‘airports’, and I have no recollection of what that referred to
January 3, 2025 at 7:42 AM
One of the notes in my skeet drafts simply says ‘airports’, and I have no recollection of what that referred to
New year, Nouméa (is what I would be saying if I were a resident of the archipelago New Caledonia)
December 31, 2024 at 11:09 AM
New year, Nouméa (is what I would be saying if I were a resident of the archipelago New Caledonia)
Consistently surprised by the cultural endurance of Peanuts, an IP that appears to have been designed to entertain depression-era school children
December 22, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Consistently surprised by the cultural endurance of Peanuts, an IP that appears to have been designed to entertain depression-era school children
I’ve done the product research for so many things I never ended up purchasing, and I’ve read the manuals for items I haven’t bought yet. Savvy consumer, or mentally ill? You be the judge
December 19, 2024 at 11:16 AM
I’ve done the product research for so many things I never ended up purchasing, and I’ve read the manuals for items I haven’t bought yet. Savvy consumer, or mentally ill? You be the judge
Is a manifesto a legal document that has to be notarised like a will, or can I just write that bad boy in the Notes app
December 12, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Is a manifesto a legal document that has to be notarised like a will, or can I just write that bad boy in the Notes app
Every time a song’s made me so annoyed I’ve had to leave the room, I find out it’s by The Killers
December 9, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Every time a song’s made me so annoyed I’ve had to leave the room, I find out it’s by The Killers
Enjoyed Jimmy Carr and Nikki Glaser’s latest specials, but Anthony Jeselnik continues to rule in that subgenre
December 3, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Enjoyed Jimmy Carr and Nikki Glaser’s latest specials, but Anthony Jeselnik continues to rule in that subgenre
As a younger man, I was furious that we didn’t show countries the respect they deserved, and we had our own lazy exonyms for them. Now, Turkey wants me to call it something different?
December 2, 2024 at 10:41 AM
As a younger man, I was furious that we didn’t show countries the respect they deserved, and we had our own lazy exonyms for them. Now, Turkey wants me to call it something different?
Taking massive fall damage from simply being middle-aged, this is following a troubling trajectory
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Taking massive fall damage from simply being middle-aged, this is following a troubling trajectory
Remember a decade ago how ‘like’ as a filler word entered every sentence against our will? Terrified that ‘bro’ will do the same
November 24, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Remember a decade ago how ‘like’ as a filler word entered every sentence against our will? Terrified that ‘bro’ will do the same
Peter Helliar permanently looks like he hasn’t slept in 72 hours, his intervention friends have really dropped the ball
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 AM
Peter Helliar permanently looks like he hasn’t slept in 72 hours, his intervention friends have really dropped the ball
I believe in the process of dogfooding, which means that podcast hosts need to listen to the episodes they aren’t on
November 19, 2024 at 7:21 AM
I believe in the process of dogfooding, which means that podcast hosts need to listen to the episodes they aren’t on
This week’s Baader-Meinhof for me is *drum roll* hatfishing!
November 19, 2024 at 3:13 AM
This week’s Baader-Meinhof for me is *drum roll* hatfishing!