the gentlemanly drinker
@gentlemanlydrinker.bsky.social
just here to lol at a good lot of your questionable comments/posts. PNW native >>>> somewhere in the south, but mid-set is my real residency. you should really watch more sports.
the problem isn’t that the kickers are getting footballs weeks in advance, but rather they previously didn’t get the balls weeks in advance. let them keep attempting field goals on their own side of the 50.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the problem isn’t that the kickers are getting footballs weeks in advance, but rather they previously didn’t get the balls weeks in advance. let them keep attempting field goals on their own side of the 50.
Seahawks fans - sure they out scored them 31-3 in the 2nd half, but they were tied 6-6 at halftime and point difference for the season is irrelevant. this team has major flaws.
Jets, Browns, Dolphins, and Jaguars fans - our seasonal optimism is when we get to play each other. we might actually win.
Jets, Browns, Dolphins, and Jaguars fans - our seasonal optimism is when we get to play each other. we might actually win.
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Seahawks fans - sure they out scored them 31-3 in the 2nd half, but they were tied 6-6 at halftime and point difference for the season is irrelevant. this team has major flaws.
Jets, Browns, Dolphins, and Jaguars fans - our seasonal optimism is when we get to play each other. we might actually win.
Jets, Browns, Dolphins, and Jaguars fans - our seasonal optimism is when we get to play each other. we might actually win.
god how i loathe John Mara. that was a rather weak taunting call on Woolen.
December 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
god how i loathe John Mara. that was a rather weak taunting call on Woolen.
Devon Witherspoon earned/deserved that pick for the way he’s played today. linebackers aren’t supposed to weigh only 84kg.
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Devon Witherspoon earned/deserved that pick for the way he’s played today. linebackers aren’t supposed to weigh only 84kg.
that was a phenomenal play by Leonard Williams, but any time he drops off into coverage and doesn’t do a pick-6 on Aaron Rodgers i’m still going to be left feeling unsatisfied.
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
that was a phenomenal play by Leonard Williams, but any time he drops off into coverage and doesn’t do a pick-6 on Aaron Rodgers i’m still going to be left feeling unsatisfied.
Mike Macdonald in full Hannibal Smith “with a three score lead i’m unbeatable” mode.
cowards.
cowards.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mike Macdonald in full Hannibal Smith “with a three score lead i’m unbeatable” mode.
cowards.
cowards.
while looking up profootball doc on twitter to see his diagnosis of Emmanwori’s wrist injury he makes a juggling interception. guess that answers that inquiry.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
while looking up profootball doc on twitter to see his diagnosis of Emmanwori’s wrist injury he makes a juggling interception. guess that answers that inquiry.
Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Sam Darnold finally allow me to crack open this disgusting 19 ounce blackberry white claw seltzer i’ve been saving for the first offensive touchdown. better late than never guys. people are thirsty.
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba and Sam Darnold finally allow me to crack open this disgusting 19 ounce blackberry white claw seltzer i’ve been saving for the first offensive touchdown. better late than never guys. people are thirsty.
torn between virginia telling me i wasn’t cavaliers material, and duke being the most loathed rival of my alma mater. is there an outcome that lessens alabama’s chances of making the CFB playoffs is probably the question i should be asking.
December 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
torn between virginia telling me i wasn’t cavaliers material, and duke being the most loathed rival of my alma mater. is there an outcome that lessens alabama’s chances of making the CFB playoffs is probably the question i should be asking.
off the top of my head when was the last time an 11 win team missed the playoffs? 2008 Matt Cassel lead patriots is the most recent that comes to mind. only two wildcards and a 16 game schedule back then.
December 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
off the top of my head when was the last time an 11 win team missed the playoffs? 2008 Matt Cassel lead patriots is the most recent that comes to mind. only two wildcards and a 16 game schedule back then.
current version of the NFL catch/ground rule might be the worst iteration of it. the Calvin Johnson “no catch” vs the Bears in 2010 is a catch. 90% of what touches the ground nowadays and is ruled a catch isn’t actually a catch. nfl still can’t touch Einstein, i mean a dozen drunks in a bar.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
current version of the NFL catch/ground rule might be the worst iteration of it. the Calvin Johnson “no catch” vs the Bears in 2010 is a catch. 90% of what touches the ground nowadays and is ruled a catch isn’t actually a catch. nfl still can’t touch Einstein, i mean a dozen drunks in a bar.
i generally refrain from the Mike Macdonald - Pete Carroll comparisons, but it’s clear they both subscribe to the Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith theory of offense as a second thought - ‘give me a one score lead i’m good. give me two scores i’m great. give me three scores i’m unbeatable.’
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
i generally refrain from the Mike Macdonald - Pete Carroll comparisons, but it’s clear they both subscribe to the Liam Neeson as Hannibal Smith theory of offense as a second thought - ‘give me a one score lead i’m good. give me two scores i’m great. give me three scores i’m unbeatable.’
denial is lamenting Mason Rudolph having to spell an injured Aaron Rodgers and believing there’s any quarterback-play gains or losses to be had beyond the margins, one guy or the other.
November 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
denial is lamenting Mason Rudolph having to spell an injured Aaron Rodgers and believing there’s any quarterback-play gains or losses to be had beyond the margins, one guy or the other.
is that interception ‘ball don’t lie’ for unequally adjudicated unnecessary roughness penalties?
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
is that interception ‘ball don’t lie’ for unequally adjudicated unnecessary roughness penalties?
the type of game in order to win that the Seahawks seemingly needed Brosmer to have at least one Sam Darnold ‘trying to do too much’ moment.
November 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the type of game in order to win that the Seahawks seemingly needed Brosmer to have at least one Sam Darnold ‘trying to do too much’ moment.
the idea that Lane Kiffin could take the LSU job and coach up to 5 additional games at Ole Miss was absurd and nonsensical. the espn pundits who pushed this take all knew better but had water to tow for the CFB playoff provider. just insane so many bought into this foolish nonsense.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 PM
the idea that Lane Kiffin could take the LSU job and coach up to 5 additional games at Ole Miss was absurd and nonsensical. the espn pundits who pushed this take all knew better but had water to tow for the CFB playoff provider. just insane so many bought into this foolish nonsense.
for the first time in 6 years Ryan Day’s approval rating in Ohio will surpass his status in Michigan. both states will still lag well behind Ryan Day’s approval rating in the other 48 states.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
for the first time in 6 years Ryan Day’s approval rating in Ohio will surpass his status in Michigan. both states will still lag well behind Ryan Day’s approval rating in the other 48 states.
did the Michigan defender not get tossed because his headbutt only landed on the brim of the ref’s hat? if so that is some specious reasoning.
November 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
did the Michigan defender not get tossed because his headbutt only landed on the brim of the ref’s hat? if so that is some specious reasoning.
Al: tells a tush-push story no one cares to hear.
Kirk: there’s a fumble on the field.
Al: not for the officials….Bears are the only ones who think that.
Kirk: the officials are literally at the bottom of the pile.
Al: people only care about this ‘push’ story and the over/under.
never quit Al.
Kirk: there’s a fumble on the field.
Al: not for the officials….Bears are the only ones who think that.
Kirk: the officials are literally at the bottom of the pile.
Al: people only care about this ‘push’ story and the over/under.
never quit Al.
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Al: tells a tush-push story no one cares to hear.
Kirk: there’s a fumble on the field.
Al: not for the officials….Bears are the only ones who think that.
Kirk: the officials are literally at the bottom of the pile.
Al: people only care about this ‘push’ story and the over/under.
never quit Al.
Kirk: there’s a fumble on the field.
Al: not for the officials….Bears are the only ones who think that.
Kirk: the officials are literally at the bottom of the pile.
Al: people only care about this ‘push’ story and the over/under.
never quit Al.
i am not sure who is more deserving to be verbally eviscerated in this game, but between Caleb Williams and Jalen Hurts this has been a black friday matinee of complete futility.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i am not sure who is more deserving to be verbally eviscerated in this game, but between Caleb Williams and Jalen Hurts this has been a black friday matinee of complete futility.
what’s always missed in the ‘did Wade Boggs drink 100+ beers on a single cross country flight’ is that with 3.2 beer you have to keep drinking like 5 beers every hour following your first 8 to not spontaneously combust. 3.2 *was* that evil. much easier to keep a public bus at 50mph and not blow up.
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
what’s always missed in the ‘did Wade Boggs drink 100+ beers on a single cross country flight’ is that with 3.2 beer you have to keep drinking like 5 beers every hour following your first 8 to not spontaneously combust. 3.2 *was* that evil. much easier to keep a public bus at 50mph and not blow up.
i assume Comey’s attorneys are asking for the judge to rabbit hunt the rest of the deck and rule, unofficially, on the merits of the dozen other legitimate arguments for dismissal.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i assume Comey’s attorneys are asking for the judge to rabbit hunt the rest of the deck and rule, unofficially, on the merits of the dozen other legitimate arguments for dismissal.
so philadelphia crushed the chiefs in last season’s super bowl, and their mission statement going forward is be more like the ‘24 & ‘25 chiefs?
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
so philadelphia crushed the chiefs in last season’s super bowl, and their mission statement going forward is be more like the ‘24 & ‘25 chiefs?
Kenneth Walker is really explosive when there’s a hole and no one touches him.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Kenneth Walker is really explosive when there’s a hole and no one touches him.
lovely answer. just lovely.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
lovely answer. just lovely.