GeneralPMan
@generalpman.bsky.social
I only think when I'm paid to. Every 5th skeet represents the opinion of my employer.
This girl who is paid to be nice to me is being really nice to me I think I'm in love
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
This girl who is paid to be nice to me is being really nice to me I think I'm in love
the human mind craves dice rolls
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
the human mind craves dice rolls
Aspirin: the number one recommended pain relief medication by bruise fetishists
January 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Aspirin: the number one recommended pain relief medication by bruise fetishists
Thinking about the storming of the Bastille for some reason
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Thinking about the storming of the Bastille for some reason
Rush and Yes make me insanely horny i dont even need to do anything with my fingers
does prog actually make you uncontrollably horny or did you just stick a finger up your ass
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Rush and Yes make me insanely horny i dont even need to do anything with my fingers
At least China's Century of Humiliation started with a military defeat against an imperialist power. Americans just got bored of being the global hegemon so we elected a dumb fuck reality tv star to turn real life into content for us to consume
January 21, 2026 at 10:37 PM
At least China's Century of Humiliation started with a military defeat against an imperialist power. Americans just got bored of being the global hegemon so we elected a dumb fuck reality tv star to turn real life into content for us to consume
Fucking finally, an outage that affects me. All of our Microslop is down
January 21, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Fucking finally, an outage that affects me. All of our Microslop is down
Combination bahn mi from Bahn Mi Ong Beo
January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Combination bahn mi from Bahn Mi Ong Beo
organizing my books by publisher, showing respect to who really matters
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
organizing my books by publisher, showing respect to who really matters
My Reverend used the term 'Kavanaugh stop' during her sermon today and im choosing to blame Jamelle Bouie for it.
Great sermon, hearing that term out loud in real life felt like getting hit by a truck
Great sermon, hearing that term out loud in real life felt like getting hit by a truck
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My Reverend used the term 'Kavanaugh stop' during her sermon today and im choosing to blame Jamelle Bouie for it.
Great sermon, hearing that term out loud in real life felt like getting hit by a truck
Great sermon, hearing that term out loud in real life felt like getting hit by a truck
Large No. 4 from Pho 75 (sauces and veggies already added)
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Large No. 4 from Pho 75 (sauces and veggies already added)
welcome to america. all of our food is corn
January 16, 2026 at 1:19 PM
welcome to america. all of our food is corn
'union busting' sounds like it should be a positive thing. I want to bust with my union
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
'union busting' sounds like it should be a positive thing. I want to bust with my union
I can't believe there are people out there that get into their office, sit at their desk, and immediately start working. I need 30 minutes minimum, usually an hour, of fuck around time at the start of the day before I can even consider starting to work.
January 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I can't believe there are people out there that get into their office, sit at their desk, and immediately start working. I need 30 minutes minimum, usually an hour, of fuck around time at the start of the day before I can even consider starting to work.
Airports are awesome where else can you see abominable vehicles like this
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Airports are awesome where else can you see abominable vehicles like this
A Bridge Too Far. Wow. What a title. So evocative. It tells you everything you need to know about the movie. A tale of, uh, going too far down a road and crossing at the wrong bridge. Really an experience we can all relate to.
January 9, 2026 at 4:49 PM
A Bridge Too Far. Wow. What a title. So evocative. It tells you everything you need to know about the movie. A tale of, uh, going too far down a road and crossing at the wrong bridge. Really an experience we can all relate to.
The Trump regime is waging a war against the American people. Like Crispus Attucks, Renee Nicole Good is a martyr for the cause of American liberty.
January 8, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The Trump regime is waging a war against the American people. Like Crispus Attucks, Renee Nicole Good is a martyr for the cause of American liberty.
You may find yourself with a beautiful house
In a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well, how did I get here?"
In a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well, how did I get here?"
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
You may find yourself with a beautiful house
In a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well, how did I get here?"
In a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
"Well, how did I get here?"
its real 'realizing my vacation is over and I have to go back to work' hours rn
January 4, 2026 at 11:13 PM
its real 'realizing my vacation is over and I have to go back to work' hours rn
Latin America needs to form their own NATO to oppose the United States
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Latin America needs to form their own NATO to oppose the United States
you know that restaurant in town? the one you described as 'cute'? that you always said you've 'been meaning' to go to? the one that closed down last year? you would have been the difference maker. if you went once it would still be open. it's your fault it closed. fuck you
January 2, 2026 at 12:35 PM
you know that restaurant in town? the one you described as 'cute'? that you always said you've 'been meaning' to go to? the one that closed down last year? you would have been the difference maker. if you went once it would still be open. it's your fault it closed. fuck you
falling to my knees, kissing the ground, crying, because i am finally out of ohio
January 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
falling to my knees, kissing the ground, crying, because i am finally out of ohio
Reading about ancient leaders, I always thought they went a little overboard with their attempts to erase their predecessors from history.
But now with Trump I completely understand it. Once he's gone we need to burn away every trace he was ever here.
But now with Trump I completely understand it. Once he's gone we need to burn away every trace he was ever here.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reading about ancient leaders, I always thought they went a little overboard with their attempts to erase their predecessors from history.
But now with Trump I completely understand it. Once he's gone we need to burn away every trace he was ever here.
But now with Trump I completely understand it. Once he's gone we need to burn away every trace he was ever here.
How your email finds me
December 18, 2025 at 10:58 AM
How your email finds me