@generalizedanxiety.bsky.social
Just an anxious person trying to get through life.
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We have to wake up that Green Day dude soon.
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
We have to wake up that Green Day dude soon.
We collectively ignored those chain emails all these years ago and look what's happened. Should've just forwarded it to 10 people I know.
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We collectively ignored those chain emails all these years ago and look what's happened. Should've just forwarded it to 10 people I know.
Anxious all the time because *gestures at everything*. At least I have snacks through it all.
August 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Anxious all the time because *gestures at everything*. At least I have snacks through it all.
Dang. It do be like that sometimes.
May 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Dang. It do be like that sometimes.
Any room can be a panic room if you give me a second
February 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Any room can be a panic room if you give me a second
Writing down all the ways to convince my landlord to let me have an animal. Maybe I just go for it and ask for permission after.
February 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Writing down all the ways to convince my landlord to let me have an animal. Maybe I just go for it and ask for permission after.
I wish the Bots following would at least like my posts. Give me validation at least. 🤖
January 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I wish the Bots following would at least like my posts. Give me validation at least. 🤖
Woke up from a dream this morning and realize I hadn’t packed for my trip yet. Then I realized I don’t have a trip planned and it was all a dream.
January 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Woke up from a dream this morning and realize I hadn’t packed for my trip yet. Then I realized I don’t have a trip planned and it was all a dream.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?"
The librarian whispers, "They’re right behind you."
The librarian whispers, "They’re right behind you."
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on paranoia?"
The librarian whispers, "They’re right behind you."
The librarian whispers, "They’re right behind you."
Shout out to auto-save. The amount of times I've closed my tabs today (consecutively, too) is way too high.
January 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shout out to auto-save. The amount of times I've closed my tabs today (consecutively, too) is way too high.
Life is a weird mix of chasing dreams, handling curveballs, and savoring the little moments. One day you’re on top of the world, the next you’re searching for socks that match. But somewhere in between the chaos and calm, you realize: it’s the messy, unpredictable parts that make it worth the ride
January 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Life is a weird mix of chasing dreams, handling curveballs, and savoring the little moments. One day you’re on top of the world, the next you’re searching for socks that match. But somewhere in between the chaos and calm, you realize: it’s the messy, unpredictable parts that make it worth the ride
Why do we call it 'sleeping like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours screaming? I want to sleep like my cat—12 hours, no regrets, and an attitude."
January 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Why do we call it 'sleeping like a baby' when babies wake up every 2 hours screaming? I want to sleep like my cat—12 hours, no regrets, and an attitude."
Sometimes nothing hits better than a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese first thing in the morning from the local Deli where they know your name and always hook you up.
January 7, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sometimes nothing hits better than a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese first thing in the morning from the local Deli where they know your name and always hook you up.
My phone autocorrected 'definitely' to 'defiantly,' and now my email sounds like I’m ready to fight the client.
January 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My phone autocorrected 'definitely' to 'defiantly,' and now my email sounds like I’m ready to fight the client.
Driving into Manhattan now costs so much thanks to congestion pricing, I’m thinking about adding it to my résumé under 'financial accomplishments".
January 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Driving into Manhattan now costs so much thanks to congestion pricing, I’m thinking about adding it to my résumé under 'financial accomplishments".
My anxiety and I have a deal: I do the work, and it reminds me of everything I’ve ever done wrong—teamwork makes the scream work
January 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My anxiety and I have a deal: I do the work, and it reminds me of everything I’ve ever done wrong—teamwork makes the scream work
I told my plants a joke about photosynthesis. They didn’t laugh… but I’m pretty sure they were rooting for me 🪴
January 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I told my plants a joke about photosynthesis. They didn’t laugh… but I’m pretty sure they were rooting for me 🪴
Left the little spider in it's web in the corner floorboard. It'll eat the other things and keep me company.
January 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Left the little spider in it's web in the corner floorboard. It'll eat the other things and keep me company.
Found my car keys! They were locked in the car 🤦♂️
January 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Found my car keys! They were locked in the car 🤦♂️
Accidentally walked into a door and apologized to it
January 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Accidentally walked into a door and apologized to it
Sometimes you just need to sit with it a little bit and it will pass. Being with your anxiety doesn't always mean that it has full control over you. It surely can feel like that at times, but how you navigate through those moments are what will make you stronger than you were going into it.
January 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sometimes you just need to sit with it a little bit and it will pass. Being with your anxiety doesn't always mean that it has full control over you. It surely can feel like that at times, but how you navigate through those moments are what will make you stronger than you were going into it.
These days are already going too fast. How do I slow this ride down?
January 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
These days are already going too fast. How do I slow this ride down?
Winter nights have the best sky when it’s clear. All those stars and galaxies visible in a chilling air.
January 2, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Winter nights have the best sky when it’s clear. All those stars and galaxies visible in a chilling air.
Woke up this morning and changed the clock on my stove forward an hour. 😂 Wrong Holiday
January 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Woke up this morning and changed the clock on my stove forward an hour. 😂 Wrong Holiday