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Co-host of the Kill by Kill podcast, writer, too old for this shit. She/her, don’t be an a-hole.
Share a reliable character actor
Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.
Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.
November 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Share a reliable character actor
Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.
Michael Stuhlbarg. Shamefully overlooked by the Academy for the performances in A Serious Man and Call Me By Your Name, great at playing both warm-hearted nerds and weasels, inexplicably adorable.
Four Christmas movies to know me by…
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by…
If Glenn Powell was a demon, he’d look like this
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If Glenn Powell was a demon, he’d look like this
a movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
a movie that takes place where you’re from
Dreary Day With Danny DeVito Earrings, 2025
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Dreary Day With Danny DeVito Earrings, 2025
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
Salem’s Lot aired on CBS 46 years ago this date, and this is still a genuinely scary scene
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Salem’s Lot aired on CBS 46 years ago this date, and this is still a genuinely scary scene
Frederico Fellini (though I guess it should be Feline-i), Fred or Freddy to his friends
November 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Frederico Fellini (though I guess it should be Feline-i), Fred or Freddy to his friends
America’s Power Couple, who probably haven’t had sex outside the constraints of a prenup since 2004
November 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
America’s Power Couple, who probably haven’t had sex outside the constraints of a prenup since 2004
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
There were better, more iconic albums that year, but none of them ended on “All I Want is You”
There were better, more iconic albums that year, but none of them ended on “All I Want is You”
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
There were better, more iconic albums that year, but none of them ended on “All I Want is You”
There were better, more iconic albums that year, but none of them ended on “All I Want is You”
A movie about an undead serial killer who attacks people through electricity and a Woody Allen movie back to back at the box office. We used to be a proper country.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A movie about an undead serial killer who attacks people through electricity and a Woody Allen movie back to back at the box office. We used to be a proper country.
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie.
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie.
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
The rare time I took a picture of myself and thought “Wow, maybe I’m not an ogre after all!” 😂
Listen, far be it from me to question anyone’s capabilities, but how many things are wrong with this man
November 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Listen, far be it from me to question anyone’s capabilities, but how many things are wrong with this man
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts.
He built a giant boy, you won’t believe what happened next
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
He built a giant boy, you won’t believe what happened next
One of my favorite shots from The Exorcist is this one, when Chris is trying to distract herself with some needlepoint while Merrin and Karras are preparing to go into battle with a lesser demon.
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
One of my favorite shots from The Exorcist is this one, when Chris is trying to distract herself with some needlepoint while Merrin and Karras are preparing to go into battle with a lesser demon.
Sometimes when I eat oatmeal I like to pretend I’m a plucky Victorian orphan.
October 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sometimes when I eat oatmeal I like to pretend I’m a plucky Victorian orphan.
I really like how this mask perfectly captures Waldorf’s famous thousand-yard stare
October 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I really like how this mask perfectly captures Waldorf’s famous thousand-yard stare
Always thinking about her
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Always thinking about her
Embrace eating shit, dude
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Embrace eating shit, dude