Gem
@gemmastyles.bsky.social
Northern, mum, wife of a legend, Director of Higher Education Progression Partnership, escaped history teacher, love history, David Bowie, charity shopping and LUFC. Social injustice ranter. No unsolicited DMs please. All views my own
Not heard that, from Wakey. My gran would say ‘don’t stand there like a wet fart’ which makes absolutely no sense but always made me laugh 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Not heard that, from Wakey. My gran would say ‘don’t stand there like a wet fart’ which makes absolutely no sense but always made me laugh 🤣
She definitely asked Murphy about Leeds and he (after a tokenistic ‘yeah good week’) proceeded to talk entirely about Liverpool didn’t he. The entitlement and predetermined narrative drives me nuts!
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
She definitely asked Murphy about Leeds and he (after a tokenistic ‘yeah good week’) proceeded to talk entirely about Liverpool didn’t he. The entitlement and predetermined narrative drives me nuts!
Hahaha my 14 y/o said similar but phrased it as ‘does he just miss leg day’ 🤣🤣
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hahaha my 14 y/o said similar but phrased it as ‘does he just miss leg day’ 🤣🤣
Seems so inconsistent. Fyi if you’re buying for kids I’ve just had to get my 6 y/o 11-12 in the away kit because 9-10 is too small. He’s tall but not Stach tall 🤣🤣
July 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Seems so inconsistent. Fyi if you’re buying for kids I’ve just had to get my 6 y/o 11-12 in the away kit because 9-10 is too small. He’s tall but not Stach tall 🤣🤣
I managed to get 10% off (no season ticket) by registering a ms a ‘new user’ even though I as registered on the old site 🤷🏻♀️
July 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I managed to get 10% off (no season ticket) by registering a ms a ‘new user’ even though I as registered on the old site 🤷🏻♀️
No they’re mine, his are currently painted pink 😘
June 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No they’re mine, his are currently painted pink 😘
Especially given he’s a Carlisle fan 🤣🤣
May 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Especially given he’s a Carlisle fan 🤣🤣
Looks like Dan is growing out of your chest 🤣🤣
May 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Looks like Dan is growing out of your chest 🤣🤣
Same, eldest on bloody
D of E and we live in Derbyshire so got to be on standby in case of emergency 🤦🏻♀️ Although he’s not allowed his phone bless him so he doesn’t even know we’ve won the league 🤣🤣
D of E and we live in Derbyshire so got to be on standby in case of emergency 🤦🏻♀️ Although he’s not allowed his phone bless him so he doesn’t even know we’ve won the league 🤣🤣
May 5, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Same, eldest on bloody
D of E and we live in Derbyshire so got to be on standby in case of emergency 🤦🏻♀️ Although he’s not allowed his phone bless him so he doesn’t even know we’ve won the league 🤣🤣
D of E and we live in Derbyshire so got to be on standby in case of emergency 🤦🏻♀️ Although he’s not allowed his phone bless him so he doesn’t even know we’ve won the league 🤣🤣