A wooden broach in the shape of a turkeys head?

I don’t think Vanna White’s autobiography is that good 🙈

Even I don’t get that one.

Sorry, I must have lapsed into George Bush’s inauguration speech. Where was I?

Cool. Fuck off creep.

Cool. Fuck off creep.

You are. You are arguing. I explained to you why you’re wrong. And I don’t know what makes you an authority to speak on all men everywhere. Again, fuck off you creep.

lol you’ve been arguing with me this whole time about how the poor, misunderstood menfolk have been so misjudged for giving compliments under a post about my hair, but sure, I’m the one who needs to lighten up. But good job stealing my line! You’re very, very clever.

Fuck off, creep.

You’re obnoxious, and I can see why your relentlessness would come off as creepy to many women.

You’re right. We should never, ever give a compliment to anyone we know because we don’t know how they’ll react. We all should probably just stop talking altogether to avoid any sort of negative reaction 🙄

Again, lighten up bro

Uh huh 🙄

I said “women in my life” so it stands to reason I was also talking about men in my life, not just random strangers. Therefore they’re going to have some knowledge of how I’d react. So you’re just wrong. Also this was a simple, lighthearted post about my hair. Lighten up bro.

🙄 If you’re regularly being called of a creep, you might be the problem. The common denominator is you.

“Your hair looks great”

You’re too cute 💖