gearwonk
@gearwonk.bsky.social
Hold on to your memories of what America used to be as we enter the New Dark Age of Fascist America.
Reconstruction begins at noon on January 20, 2029 (if we still have a constitution by then).
Reconstruction begins at noon on January 20, 2029 (if we still have a constitution by then).
Two billion dollars for THIS shit?
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Two billion dollars for THIS shit?
Two billion dollars for THIS?
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Two billion dollars for THIS?
Fashion models are getting skinnier every year.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Fashion models are getting skinnier every year.
THIS IS A GODDAMN DISGRACE!
October 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
THIS IS A GODDAMN DISGRACE!
The Trump White House this weekend released mock-ups of what next year’s planned Ultimate Fighting Championship bout on the South Lawn could look like.
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Trump White House this weekend released mock-ups of what next year’s planned Ultimate Fighting Championship bout on the South Lawn could look like.
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(Yeah, I'll bet you are.)
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September 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Think happy thoughts.
August 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Think happy thoughts.
CONFEDERATE PRESIDENT TRUMP SENDS TROOPS TO QUELL DISSENT IN NORTHERN CITIES
August 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
CONFEDERATE PRESIDENT TRUMP SENDS TROOPS TO QUELL DISSENT IN NORTHERN CITIES
So Trump is giving Putin Alaska?
I guess the blowjobs weren't enough.
I guess the blowjobs weren't enough.
August 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So Trump is giving Putin Alaska?
I guess the blowjobs weren't enough.
I guess the blowjobs weren't enough.
Donnie Cankles isn't long for this earth. Just look at him — his head looks like a rotting Halloween pumpkin.
Trump Morons can see it, too, and I revel in their despair over the impending corporeal loss of their corrupt, decrepit God Emperor.
Trump Morons can see it, too, and I revel in their despair over the impending corporeal loss of their corrupt, decrepit God Emperor.
July 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Donnie Cankles isn't long for this earth. Just look at him — his head looks like a rotting Halloween pumpkin.
Trump Morons can see it, too, and I revel in their despair over the impending corporeal loss of their corrupt, decrepit God Emperor.
Trump Morons can see it, too, and I revel in their despair over the impending corporeal loss of their corrupt, decrepit God Emperor.
Until the real thing comes along...
July 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Until the real thing comes along...
Lisa Murkowski's (R-Dumbfuckistan) response when asked how she felt about 12 million Americans losing their health insurance if she voted for Trump's Big Ugly Tax Travesty (BUTT) bill:
July 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Lisa Murkowski's (R-Dumbfuckistan) response when asked how she felt about 12 million Americans losing their health insurance if she voted for Trump's Big Ugly Tax Travesty (BUTT) bill: