To be fair I have a 13 year old computer and empty pockets towards upgrades so lol. I CAN technically play it (beaten 2x) but all the cut scenes take 5 extra minutes with misaligned audio and it's a good hour and a half just to boot it up sometimes. You still cannot pry it from my hands!!

If I know anything about retail (even worked at Target), you do actually have to buy something. The prize would be attached to the receipt.

That being said... I'm sure they have single bottles of pop or water or something lol

that just means we get to write and make stories that give people the same feels!

Seeing how they fired the writer for their narrator and prized beloved character, butchered DAtV's optimization and playability (I can't even run it on my nearly dedicated gaming comp) I'd say dying is a teeny bit of an understatement. And I'm genuinely bummed about it 😩 BUT+

P L E A S E I'm so tired of getting softlocked and denarim obliterating my save file I just want to run around smacking zombies in peace is that asking so much

Oh, yeah, darker yolk usually means a healthier chicken with better feed and free range. It's a lot thicker and more flavourful I find!